*POLL* Are strippers really just hookers?
- Thread starter Shockwave
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- Nov 27, 1999
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Strippers are the finest bandits on the earth. The better ones know exactly how much money you're gonna spend that night when you walk through the door. And remember what Chris Rock said, "There is no sex in the Champaign room."
There is the occasional sleaze, but often they will play the part just to get the cash rolling then bolt. Be wary of the ones who are aggressive about it, they tend to carry more virile than a mobile lab in Iraq. Remember, HepC is uber contagious and is alarmingly common among "dancers".
If a happy ending is what you?re looking for, you'd be better served by investigating a local dating service and drop a few hints.
There is the occasional sleaze, but often they will play the part just to get the cash rolling then bolt. Be wary of the ones who are aggressive about it, they tend to carry more virile than a mobile lab in Iraq. Remember, HepC is uber contagious and is alarmingly common among "dancers".
If a happy ending is what you?re looking for, you'd be better served by investigating a local dating service and drop a few hints.
Well... lets see here. During my training I visited massive ammount^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Ha few clubs every now and then, and for the most part it would probably have to have been about 60/40 with the majority of the women ONLY dancing. There were those that for extra money would do a little extra, but for the most part the majority were just trying to pay the bills.
A question on the side. I have knows 2 people in real life who dated strippers (one was even engaged to one), and read about a couple of people on forums who dated strippers. Why is it that ALL of those women cheated on them?
No, they're not all hookers. I have a good friend who is a stripper, and she's never done anything for money. That being said, enough money will make most of them change their mind. But you'll have a better chance of having some fun with strippers with an 8-ball then you are with a wad of cash.
If you were a girl, wouldn't you look for someone better than a guy who hangs out on forums all day?
You won't read people complaining about how their girl is faithful to them.
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