I don't have a kangaroo for a pet
I don't wrestle with crocodiles
I fight wars, but never start wars
I would rather make peace
I can wear my country's flag with pride
I am a rock
I am the ocean
I am the island continent
My brothers are the smiths, the wilsons, the santarellis, the de costis, the wongs and the jagamarras
I play football without a helmet
I like beetroot on my hamburger
I ride in the front seat of a taxi
I believe it's a prawn not a shrimp
I believe the world is round and down under is on top
I believe australia is the best address on earth
and australians brew the best beer on earth
(from some tv ad in Australia)
Edit: my speeling susks