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Police Shoot, Kill Masturbating Man

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<< The officer also sustained a minor hand injury >>

I can hear the cop telling his story to the nurse "I thought I was grabbing my nightstick!"
 


<< I cant resist...



Masturbating Man Shoots, Police Kill.
Man assaults police with something in his hand. "It was as hard as a rock" states Officer Robinson >>



"Seriously! It looked like a gun to me!" Officer Robinson was quoted as stating 🙂
 
Masturbating Man Shoots, Police Kill.
Man assaults police with something in his hand. "It was as hard as a rock" states Officer Robinson[/i] >>



Bwhahahaha!
 
Clearly this is abuse of authority! The police are attacking those of us who 'love ourselves'!
Masturbaters unite in your anger! We will not take this persecution any longer!

Honk if you wank.
 
man..all the shooting that's going around....
rolleye.gif
 


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<< The dude should have said "no." >>



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I got that error the first time I went to that page, but after trying again a moment later I got it to load. 😀
 


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SAN DIEGO -- shooting of a naked man who was masturbating alongside a public bike path.
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another AT member bites the dust
 
i don't get this, why the hell do cops like to shoot and fatally kill people? he coulda shot him in the hand or leg or something.
 
What is this thing that every time you masturbate a kitten dies? I don't understand that analogy. Somebody explain. Thanks.
 


<< What is this thing that every time you masturbate a kitten dies? I don't understand that analogy. Somebody explain. Thanks. >>

Click on the link a couple of posts up for your explaination 😉 BTW, Funny stuff UberNeuman 😀
 
when the man grabbed a large rock.

whew, my mind must be really dirty, I thought "rock" was another word when I first read it.
 
wow. i rode my bike through that spot a few summers ago when i was out there for an internship. I didn't see any masturbating vagrants tho...
 
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