Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock

[Peter D]

I normally don't post in OT, but I feel I must;

C0ck locked!

 

[arcas]

Hell of a friend. Disappears for 2 weeks? Doubtful. More like he hooked up with a hooker, passed out, and the hooker robbed and installed the lock.

 

[Printer Bandit]

:camera:

 

[frodrick]

Originally posted by: NFS4

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

http://www.nbc17.com/news/4815844/detail.html

:shocked:

 

[Schadenfroh]

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[kogase]

I don't get it. How does one lock one's testicles into a padlock? Is his skin actually clamped down by the peg into the hole? Or are his balls just sort of one one side of the padlock while the rest of his scrotum is on the other?

 

[everman]

That guy's a real nut job.

 

[Appledrop]

Originally posted by: kogase
I don't get it. How does one lock one's testicles into a padlock? Is his skin actually clamped down by the peg into the hole? Or are his balls just sort of one one side of the padlock while the rest of his scrotum is on the other?

hahaha. i wondered that too

 

[glugglug]

Originally posted by: kogase
I don't get it. How does one lock one's testicles into a padlock? Is his skin actually clamped down by the peg into the hole? Or are his balls just sort of one one side of the padlock while the rest of his scrotum is on the other?

Trying to duplicate the incident?

 

[MustangSVT]

god damn it. how did my story got on the interweb?

i made $50 for putting that thing on me!

 

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: desk
man, master lock could make a whole marketing campaign outta this...

"master lock. to protect your family jewels"

ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: kogase
I don't get it. How does one lock one's testicles into a padlock? Is his skin actually clamped down by the peg into the hole? Or are his balls just sort of one one side of the padlock while the rest of his scrotum is on the other?

My guess is that he squeezed his sack so that his testes pushed away from his body leaving just scrotum skin. Then he placed the lock around that against his body with the testes on the other side of the lock.

8|()

^
Balls-Lock-Body

 

[feelingshorter]

stupid drunk people, but anyways, LMAO

 

[DurocShark]

Another link:
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/4815844/detail.html

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: desk
man, master lock could make a whole marketing campaign outta this...

"master lock. to protect your family jewels"

BWHAHAHAHAHA