I devised a pretty cool concept the other day that would make getting a ticket fun. Scratcher tickets. It's like a scratcher lottery ticket, but you scratch your fine off. Since people are already willing to gamble with their life and others by speeding, why not carry the gambling bit further. Sometimes you'll scratch a "no fine" spot and sometimes you'll scratch a $500.00 fine, but either way, it's up to you. I think this could generate more revenue. Hell, your hard core gamblers in town would probably speed just to get a ticket and get their fix. What do you think?
BTW, most of my patrolmen will cite a female driver the second she tries to pull the cutesy $hit or the crying bit. Sometimes I think they'd rather the female driver called them profane names to their face, they'd probably let them off then.