Police Burrito

[AdamSnow]

That reminds me of that part in Super Troopers... "Cause it's a cop are you gunna spit in it ??" "HOLD THE SPIT"

haha 🙂

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: shenaniganz
Double-Bacon Cheeseburger; its for a cop.

lol

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Hammer

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Hammer
felony assault with a deadly weapon? that seems excessive.

It does seem to be a bit excessive, but to be fair, cleaning product is a bit more dangerous to put in someone's food than, say, a bunch of salt, or a laxative.

The kid probably already has a record...I can't imagine they'd send him to Juvenile for just this.

he could have beat the cop half to death with a pipe or shot him with a gun, and gotten the same charge. doesn't seem very fair.

Those would qualify as attempted murder.

 

[Dubb]

does this look like spit to you?

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Hey kid....whatcha in for?

Assault with a deadly burrito.

LOL

 

[rh71]

he coulda just sent him off to McD's or something...

(jk i love mcd's.)

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Hey kid....whatcha in for?

Assault with a deadly burrito.

Good one.

 

[ViperSSD]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Hammer

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Hammer
felony assault with a deadly weapon? that seems excessive.

It does seem to be a bit excessive, but to be fair, cleaning product is a bit more dangerous to put in someone's food than, say, a bunch of salt, or a laxative.

The kid probably already has a record...I can't imagine they'd send him to Juvenile for just this.

he could have beat the cop half to death with a pipe or shot him with a gun, and gotten the same charge. doesn't seem very fair.

Those would qualify as attempted murder.

those also qualify as battery

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Hammer
felony assault with a deadly weapon? that seems excessive.

Um, he could have killed the guy. Not to mention the fact that he's a cop. Need to make an example of dumb fvcks like this.

 

[poopaskoopa]

A strange order?

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Hey kid....whatcha in for?

Assault with a deadly burrito.

hahha


officer Farva?

 

The cop probably also ordered a liter of cola. 😉