Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex

[nakedfrog]

Geez, buy a Shop Vac, dude.

 

[Drekce]

Haven't you guys heard the urban legends about guys doing this with a pool vacuum system and so much pressure builds up that it can't be pulled off?

 

[piasabird]

That sexy vacum was just asking for it!

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

How do these dudes never think to themselves, "Hmmmm...It would suck to get stuck here..."? I mean, it's not like this hasn't happened before.

 

[darkxshade]

Am I to assume the milky substance on my windshield when I take my car in to get washed is not soap? :frown:

 

[Juddog]

Originally posted by: grrl
Does it still charges $0.75 for three minutes when used that way?

Can you imagine if in 20 years from now this type of service was available from robots? Just walk in a robot massage parlor, do the deed for $2 a minute, then walk out feeling refreshed and ready to tackle the day.

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: Juddog

Originally posted by: grrl
Does it still charges $0.75 for three minutes when used that way?

Can you imagine if in 20 years from now this type of service was available from robots? Just walk in a robot massage parlor, do the deed for $2 a minute, then walk out feeling refreshed and ready to tackle the day.

:Q

 

[Analog]

This was not too far away from me!.!.!

 

[mooncancook]

Originally posted by: Juddog

Originally posted by: grrl
Does it still charges $0.75 for three minutes when used that way?

Can you imagine if in 20 years from now this type of service was available from robots? Just walk in a robot massage parlor, do the deed for $2 a minute, then walk out feeling refreshed and ready to tackle the day.

I bet Japan will beat us to it.

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: Analog
This was not too far away from me!.!.!

You posted bond already?