POLE: Napoleon Dynamite & Pedro Sanchez vs. Harold and Kumar

MasterAndCommander

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It's a tough call.

Team 1: Napoleon and Pedro
Napoleon has some mad bowstaff, nun-chuck, tetherball skills plus some illegal ninja moves. Pedro seems like the quiet type, but usually they are the most dangerous. Plus he has some tough looking cousins, you know the one's with the sweet hook-ups, that look like they could kick some serious @ss if they get in trouble.

Team 2: Harold and Kumar
These dudes have some awesome skills, like taming and riding cheetahs, once they get a hold of some good weed. Harold may have some hidden martial-arts training too. Kumar, with all his medical knowledge knows all the vulnerable parts of the human anatomy.

Update: Pole closed, Teh Winnar Declared for ATOT World Tag Team Championship!!!

Who would win? (Total Votes: 102)
Napoleon and Pedro
49 votes 48.04 (%)
Harold and Kumar
53 votes 51.96 (%)


The Stoner duo from Jersey score a close win with Napoleon tapping out after being caught in a half-nelson submission hold by Kumar. Napoleon was about to finish off Kumar with his illegal ninja move but he became distracted when Harold held up a banner proclaiming "Tigons Rule! - Ligers Suck!"
Pedro attempted to rescue his fallen comrade with the magical "Chapstick", but he too became distracted when Summer Wheatley showed up ringside and yelled ---"Hey, wanna see my ChimmyChangas!".

 

amol

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OP is napoleon dynamite fanboy!!

you gotta be a huge nerd to be called that . . .

edit: poll fixed . . .
 

abaez

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It doesn't matter. Pedro's cousins would come and beat down anyone who challenged him.
 

MasterAndCommander

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Looks like Napoleon and Pedro aren't doing so well so far...I'll add that they are both coached by Kip Dynamite - the ultimate cage fighter with some added Rex-Kwan-Do skillz.
 

amol

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Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
Originally posted by: Amol
OP is napoleon dynamite fanboy!!

you gotta be a huge nerd to be called that . . .

edit: poll fixed . . .

No worse than being a Nissan fanboi :D

who's the nissan fanboy? :confused:

i'm not a nissan fanboy :roll:
 

MasterAndCommander

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Originally posted by: Amol
Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
Originally posted by: Amol
OP is napoleon dynamite fanboy!!

you gotta be a huge nerd to be called that . . .

edit: poll fixed . . .

No worse than being a Nissan fanboi :D

who's the nissan fanboy? :confused:

i'm not a nissan fanboy :roll:

No insult intended bud :D...just a general fanboi statement.
 

Juice Box

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WTF do you mean "the quiet ones are usually the most lethal??

"Im willing to bet, that while your watching out for a quiet one.. a noisy one will fvcking kill you!!"
Suppose youre in a bar, one guy is sitting in the corner reading a book not bothering anyone
and anothe guy is banging a machette on the bar yelling "ILL KILL THE NEXT MOTHERFVCKER THAT COMES IN HERE".... who ya gonna watch??"

-Carlin
 

OulOat

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Originally posted by: digitalsnare
WTF do you mean "the quiet ones are usually the most lethal??

"Im willing to bet, that while your watching out for a quiet one.. a noisy one will fvcking kill you!!"
Suppose youre in a bar, one guy is sitting in the corner reading a book not bothering anyone
and anothe guy is banging a machette on the bar yelling "ILL KILL THE NEXT MOTHERFVCKER THAT COMES IN HERE".... who ya gonna watch??"

-Carlin

lmao
 

MasterAndCommander

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Exacty!...H&K are some tough dudes, let's not sell them short. Look at all the abuse they went through just for some flippin WhiteCastle. We need some H&K quotes to balance this out:

Kumar: I forgot my cell phone.
Harold: You wanna run back and get it?
Kumar: No, we've gone too far.

Kumar: Dad, come on.
Dr. Patel: Daddy is not coming on anything!

Harold: We should give this man some marijuana. Nurse! Get all the medical marijuana you can! Like a big bag of it?