Pole: If you had to flatulate in a semi-crowded elevator...?

[Gimli43Orcs]

My friend and I were discussing our usual moronic nonsense. What would you do???

 

[The Batt?sai]

only on atot

 

[MrColin]

Let er Rip then chastise another occupant.

 

[Randum]

id be that guy and fart silently and be like "wtf, who did that?"

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: MrColin
Let er Rip then chastise another occupant.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

If I had to then why do I get an option?

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: Randum
id be that guy and fart silently and be like "wtf, who did that?"

that's me

 

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: Randum
id be that guy and fart silently and be like "wtf, who did that?"

He who smelt it.....

 

[ManSnake]

Originally posted by: DLeRium

Originally posted by: Randum
id be that guy and fart silently and be like "wtf, who did that?"

that's me

How do you control the volume of your fart? You seem to suggest that you can make your fart inaudible if you choose to.

 

[her209]

I once farted non-stop for a full minute. Man, that was awesome!!!

 

[DainBramaged]

I'd wait.

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by: ManSnake

Originally posted by: DLeRium

Originally posted by: Randum
id be that guy and fart silently and be like "wtf, who did that?"

that's me

How do you control the volume of your fart? You seem to suggest that you can make your fart inaudible if you choose to.

I remember a stripper who could shoot ping pong balls across the room, and pick up a quarter, all without using her hands or feet.

It's the same principle.

 

[kr0z]

Just do it. Then say "Better out then in!" (-:

 

[IAteYourMother]

do it family guy style

just you and one other guy in the elevator. fart and then say, "it was you"

 

[BoomerD]

"Air in, Air out"

Be a man and float that air biscuit!...be proud of your stink..the more you make gag, the more points you get for it! Just remember, everyone of those pansies on that elevator fart...they might deny it, but they all do it...so...go ahead and let 'er rip!


OR, you could sneak it out, and blame the pretty lady in front of you...that's always fun too...

 

[Xyclone]

Gradually FTW.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Let 'er rip and pity the poor fools in the elevator with me.