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anxi80

anxi80

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: anxi80
hey, you know whats fun to do in arizona?!?! pack up and leave.
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Que?

I think it's illegal to use English in Arizona.
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good point. allow me to translate for any 'zonars on this board...

oye, usted sabe qué diversión para hacer en el arizona?!?! paquete arriba y la hoja.
 
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slsmnaz

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How are a divorce and a tornado in Alabama similar?
Either way, somebody's going to lose a trailer...

How do you get a Bama cheerleader in your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push real hard.

What do you get when you put 32 Alabama cheerleaders in a room?
A full set of teeth.

Alabama circumcision: Kick the sister in the jaw!

Did you hear about the Alabama library burning down? It burned up all 6 books and 2 of them had not even been colored in yet.

I have plenty more too.
 
rudder

rudder

Lifer
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The toothbrush was invented in Alabama. How do I know? If it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
 
Gooberlx2

Gooberlx2

Lifer
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There's so much scrap steel and concrete in Detroit, MI that China is interested in buying the city. (stolen from The Onion)
 
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So

Lifer
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California and Texas, because they are exactly the same. Both complain about the other for the same reasons (you're wrong politically, they're all crazies there, etc) and they both have the same elitist attitude.

Also New Jersey, because...well, New Jersey.
 
SSSnail

SSSnail

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I thought you all would appreciate this superb, evocative, masterfully penned ode to the coming winter season.


So, grab a coffee, a comfortable chair, relax and scroll down to enjoy the warm feelings and pleasure
that this wonderful poem will bring...


" ODE TO A WISCONSIN WINTER "

A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre



















" ****** It's Cold!"

The End








 
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Canai

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Originally posted by: slsmnaz
How are a divorce and a tornado in Alabama similar?
Either way, somebody's going to lose a trailer...

How do you get a Bama cheerleader in your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push real hard.

What do you get when you put 32 Alabama cheerleaders in a room?
A full set of teeth.

Alabama circumcision: Kick the sister in the jaw!

Did you hear about the Alabama library burning down? It burned up all 6 books and 2 of them had not even been colored in yet.

I have plenty more too.
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:laugh:
 
Linflas

Linflas

Lifer
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Originally posted by: jupiter57
In Alabama, when a man and a woman get divorced, are they still brother and sister?
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In West Virginia they would be.
 
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Kwaipie

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Oregon - Washington's Mexico

What does the "N" stand for on Nebraska's helmets?

Knowledge.
 
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Zolty

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When I was driving through AZ this past summer every two miles I would see a sign warning of the dangers of drinking and driving. Funny thing is, I could see the next 4 or 5 signs and it seemed to be the perfect place to drink and drive. The only thing you can hit is those signs or one of the 5 cars you see an hour.
 
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Saulbadguy

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Missouri: Slavery still legal in 13 counties.
Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest.
Oklahoma: Land of red dirt and red necks.
Colorado: Uhm..i'm not from around here.
 
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