poke fun at a state that you don't live in

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iRONic

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My date told me to kiss her where it smells. I took her to Jersey.
 

BrownTown

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Not funny, but I hate California becasue they are all a bunch of crazy liberal hippies. Also, texas because of George Bush.
 

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Originally posted by: TXHokie
Direction to NJ - North til you smell it, east til you step in it.

it would have been funny if you handn't recycled it from page 1...
 

CKent

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New Jersey really does stink. I know it's been said, but I'm not joking around. It's a force that assaults your nose and doesn't let up; you don't get used to it quickly like you do other bad smells, for some reason.
 

ggnl

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Originally posted by: glenn beck
hold up, Texas...Texas ain't nuthin but steers and queers

But our state can still kick your state's ass...
 

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Originally posted by: ggnl
Originally posted by: glenn beck
hold up, Texas...Texas ain't nuthin but steers and queers

But our state can still kick your state's ass...

If you divided Alaska in half, texas would be the third largest state.
 

goatjc

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Texas, where we are so proud, we put our state on sh!tty natty light cans. (I'm not from Texas, but seeing this is rediculous)