Poisoned Vagina

[BladeVenom]

A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.

...he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/oral-sex-assassination-plot--1560455

I'm guessing that turned him off of oral sex.

 

[Ausm]

Sounds like my Ex.....

 

[TecHNooB]

wouldnt her vag absorb the poison as well? plan was well thought out

 

[Krazy4Real]

wow... why the hell would she agree to go to the hospital?

 

[techs]

There is something fishy about this story.

 

[TecHNooB]

There is something fishy about this story.

something certainly smelled fishy :awe:

 

[Ausm]

something certainly smelled fishy :awe:

You know the old adage...If it smells like trout, get the FUCK out!

 

[lxskllr]

something certainly smelled fishy :awe:

Probably smelled like almonds.

 

[T9D]

Probably smelled like almonds.

If it smells like almond don't be chompin

 

[The_Dude8]

Probably smelled like almonds.

i thought almonds are great health nuts?

 

[Gibsons]

i thought almonds are great health nuts?

Cyanide.

 

[SandEagle]

cunning

 

[Chocu1a]

cunning

linguist

 

[Fritzo]

Wow, she thought she had that licked.

 

[zinfamous]

epic. I want to see this in some crazy Korean flick.

 

[mikeymikec]

wouldnt her vag absorb the poison as well? plan was well thought out

tabloid paper, enough said I think.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Going to try this tonight when I get home!

Here Fido! Here boy!...err..don't you judge me!:whiste:

 

[zinfamous]

Going to try this tonight when I get home!

Here Fido! Here boy!...err..don't you judge me!:whiste:

what the I don't even....

:hmm:

pics? :\

 

[highland145]

Going to try this tonight when I get home!

Here Fido! Here boy!...err..don't you judge me!:whiste:

what the I don't even....

:hmm:

pics? :\

LOLOL.....caps

 

[amdhunter]

I thought they were all poisoned?

 

[zinfamous]

^

I wonder what is the correlation between the rate of poisoned vaginas and recent exposure of AMDHunter to those vaginas?

:hmm:

 

[akahoovy]

Did she just see Ninja Scroll?

 

[amdhunter]

^

I wonder what is the correlation between the rate of poisoned vaginas and recent exposure of AMDHunter to those vaginas?

:hmm:

I have been exposed to NO vaginas. Show's how much you know. 😛

 

[Sust]

Shens.
Poison absorption in the mucosa of her vagina would have hurt her a hell of a lot more than him unless she shaved and only put it on her skin.

 

[amdhunter]

Shens.
Poison absorption in the mucosa of her vagina would have hurt her a hell of a lot more than him unless she shaved and only put it on her skin.