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Pointless tales that must be told.

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eakers

Lifer
ever have a pointless tale you want to share with the community but its so pointless that it is almost undeserving of a thread?

yeah post em here!

my pointless tale for today:

i work parttime in a dollar store which is beside a pool hall. the manager of the poolhall who is like 35-40 and is a huge womanizer asked me out today!!!!
so i giggled and said maybe then after he left my co-worker nathan was like "if you are THAT desprete for dates i will take you out"
im so not going out with this guy but i have never been asked out by some one that is waaaaay older than me.

that is that.

*kat. <-- sleepy.
 
LOL!!!!

c'mon eakers, give the poor guy a chance.
He'll take you out for the 20-piece special on the Queen St. KFC then off to the bowling alley to meet the buds(purely for bragging rights) and to top the romantic evening off he'll take you to SuperPet to look at the puppies just to prove to you he is a sensitive guy. 😉

My pointless tale:

Just bought a potty for our toddler and now I can't get her tushy off the darned thing, she loves it so much😀 Of course, she won't actually pee in the thing yet, she just wants to sit in the bathroom all day.🙂
 
Hey, what's wrong with old guys? They have feelings too... I am 30, no spring chicken, but I still feel like I'm 20. Give us a break!

Paul
 
Murphyrulez:

for my part, I wish it were 30-40yr-old guys that flirted with me. Since I've been married the very old men seem to think I'm a sight for sore eyes!
LOL it's embarrassing to be pregnant, with a toddler, and having little old men flirt with you!😛 Perhaps they think:"woohoo, dig this one guys, we know she puts out!" LOL
 
Good thread topic: stories that don't merit a thread, but put them all together and voil&aacute;! A reason to start a thread.

I was walking home from work one day and a guy got into a big car that was parked along the curb on the main street in our small town. He started it up and it was revving incredibly fast. When he put it into drive, he slammed into the car parked in front of him. That was when I stopped and just watched - I was about 30 feet away. Then he puts it into reverse and slams into the car behind him. Puts it into drive again, hits the car in front once more.

At this point he turned off the car and got out, walked to the front of the car and surveyed the damage. Just from the way he's looking at it, it seems as if he can't understand why there is damage to the cars. I started walking over to him but someone else got there first and was asking if the guy was OK. He looked fine, said he was fine, but seemed quite startled about the fact that his car was bashed in (not to mention the other two!). I figured he would be screaming about the accelerator sticking, but he didn't.

That is that.
 
My pointless story:

Got my first Thanksgiving turkey today. It is a fresh bird, a 20 pounder. What a beast of an animal... I've almost decided to become a vegetarian. I mean, I had to pull the neck of the poor bird out its viceral cavity. Ugh... Oh well, I'm doing the turkey this year, but NEXT year I'm going to buy a pre-cooked bird, or pass the responsibilities.

Wish me luck tomorrow guys.

Ryan <--- Off to drink

PS- Eakers... You've got another offer for a date 😉
 


<< You guys get a life. >>



So, by posting this in the thread, it means you have a life? Hell, at least we have a story to tell.

Ryan
 
When doing tech support for an ISP (most of you probably know which one) I got a call from a guy wanting to know why his mail box kept getting blocked up. There's a size limit on mailboxes & occasionally a large e-mail would clog things up. I was a low level manager at the time so I had the ability to open a mailbox & delete messages.

I opened up his box & found HUNDREDS of gay porn e-mails with attachments. Unfortunately I could only delete the message he requested & had to keep my mouth shut about the rest.

😀

Viper GTS
 
Just bought a potty for our toddler and now I can't get her tushy off the darned thing, she loves it so much Of course, she won't actually pee in the thing yet, she just wants to sit in the bathroom all day.

Elita1: That's cute 🙂 pics?


I can't think of any pointless tale right now. But I'll post when I'll think of one 😉
 
My senior year in highschool we were doing a musical called "Into the Woods", which has a bunch of fairy-tale characters interacting(it's actually very cool). Anyways, we have a music college about 20 miles from our school, and being the only drama club member that owned a truck, I was sent out to get the one prop that they had forgotten when they had gone the previous night... what the HADN'T told me was that I was being sent after a life-sized, 175lb wooden cow. Now, that gave me quite a chuckle, at least until while we were on the way home with it and a gust of wind flipped the thing and shoved it through my back window, shattering it and sticking it's head through my dash. To top it off, when I pulled off the road to figure out what the hell I was going to do, I noticed that a cop had saw the whole thing... he didn't give me a ticket for it or anything, but he did feel the need to pick on me for a bit, like I needed it at the point in time...
 
let's see...i woke up early in the morning....ate breakfast....read the news paper....went back to bed....
and wake up on time again just for dinner....and watch tv....then came online and now telling pointless tale in ATOT 🙂
 
Just last night two friends and I were going through the drive-thru at SteakNShake to get some chocolate shakes. Ahead of us in line was a big, white limo. We came to find out that it was full of a half-dozen 17/18-year-old girls, as they all got out to take some pictures at one point. Further up in line, one stuck her head out and asked if we would sing "Happy Birthday" to her friend. My two friends obviously weren't too keen on the idea, so after a few seconds I just said, "F*ck you guys, I'm singin' for 'em", and got out. Well they invited me into the limo (which was swank inside, to say the least), we sang the song to Stephanie for her 18th birthday, and I went back to my friend's car. Later, before they left the drive-thru, one of the girls got out and came back to the car. I opened the door and she gave me a hug and handed me the top to an Abercrombie & Fitch box, with "Thank You!" written in big letters and all their names signed on it. 🙂
 
I nearly got run over the other night. I was about to cross the road at a pedestrian crossing, the lights went to red, and I started to cross. Luckily I noticed this car coming a bit too quick so I hesitated, the old woman (*rolls eyes*) slams on the brakes, skids about 10 feet, then carries on going through the red light. If I had taken about 4 more steps, I'd be in hospital right now.
 
Well.....this is kinda funky..............

I live on the 2nd floor and till a month back there was an african-american living in the apartment below me.

One day ( when I was going through the rough with my ex ) - I was in a heated argument with my g/f and I forgot that I had the bath tub tap on.
So the water flowed to my living room and I realised it only when it touched my feet ( I was sitting in front of my comp. and drinkng ).

Well, it also flowed through the floor into his bedroom and his toilet - don't know where he was - but he was mighty pissed off when he came up to complain.
Why do I think that he was either jacking off or shagging when the water started falling ...............on him !!!!

Anyway ......by that time I had already started mopping up and said I was sorry......but I was still arguing with my ex- and

IT HAPPENED AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did turn the water inflow down but in the argument forgot that it could still overflow :Q

He did not come up the second time - but left the apartment complex within the month.
Just b'for he left I had this stranger african-american call on me .....said he was looking for donations .......I said the only donation I can give him is a bottle of beer ( the same one I was drinking ) -

Then he pops up this strange question......hey ! R U GAY !!!!
I said WTF......

end of the story......he told me that the guy downstairs had told him that and was convinced only when I showed him my secret cache' of pics on my comp.
He was a nice guy BTW .......................but I am not into those things....yet !!!!!!😉



 
im having an amazing day!
1. we found a giant cardboard cutout of chris kattan's head at work today
2. my coworker baked me a cake cuz i like cake
3. going out with my friend rozlynn tonight
4. a friend from highschool just called and asked me on a date!
5. going to the secret crushes house for the weekend.


everythings coming up kathryn!

*kat. <-- cutie pie with a big smile on her face.
 


<< yet, she just wants to sit in the bathroom all day.🙂 >>



Dammit, she's a man in the making. Just get her a playboy mag and she's golden. Err......wait a second.

For my useless and irrelevant story - It's thanksgiving, my fiancee is asleep, my family is 2 hours away, and I'm drunk! Woooot!
 
woot, I'm in!

In high school (grade 12), I had one of those friends who was ALWAYS late, a joker, never had his homework done...a slacker but a guy that you couldn't help but shake your head and laugh with. Anyway...one day in a class we both had I had left for a moment to get a drink and met him in the hallway - he was about 20 minutes late and couldn't think of an excuse to use to get into class. Offhandedly I told him - "Oh...say you had a gynecologist appointment." - laughed, and went into the classroom.

He followed two minutes later and ACTUALLY SAID IT. I laughed so hard that I fell off my chair with tears streaming out of my eyes. You had to be there! 😀
 
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