pogo stick idea

[IronWing]

Construct a pogo stick with super heavy springs.
Weigh down pogo sticks with hundreds of pounds of weight.
Mount and get pogo stick bouncing.
As the pogo stick bottoms out release the weights so they drop off at maximum spring compression.
Fly like a bird.

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

Combine this thread with how to make money on the internet...
head = asplode

 

[feralkid]

Great if you're into steampunk.

The modern, cutting-edge method calls for sitting on an airbag.