Please tell me this thing is fake and the dude aint pregnant

Kitros

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oh MAMA!

err... I mean Papa?


even if you did implant a fetus and placenta beneath a man's abs, it would still shrivil and die as we have no umbilical cord with which to feed the growing fetus.

This is fake.
 
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LOL is definately fake, if you click on the "Other Vitals" link, the supposedly 'Live' feed is actually a .gif image....
 

Kitros

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Here is a personality scanner for those of you who wish to be cloned by the same hospital.

this is funny

go through the results... and notice the 98% chance of Myopia! BUahahahah! Then, click on the upgrade button!
 

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LOL, the hospital also has an article on a "transgenic talking mouse" lol, yea you better belive this is fake.
 

stev0

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<< class A moron >>

'grade A moron' from the episode where lisa decides that she is going to become vegan. :D

ps... not trying to thread crap


oh... looks fake to me, that would be all over the news if it was real.
 

loup garou

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<<

<< class A moron >>

'grade A moron' from the episode where lisa decides that she is going to become vegan. :D

ps... not trying to thread crap


oh... looks fake to me, that would be all over the news if it was real.
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LOL, never remembered where I had heard that before, should've known it was the Simpsons :) I'll try to get it right from now on! :p
 

Tominator

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LOL! Ah Ha Ha Ha!

My wife split a gut! She said every family should have two children....ONE EACH! ROTFLOL>>>>>>>Too MUCH>>>>:)
 

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<< Here is a personality scanner for those of you who wish to be cloned by the same hospital.

this is funny

go through the results... and notice the 98% chance of Myopia! BUahahahah! Then, click on the upgrade button!
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Actually, I got 98% homosexuality

upgrade: $5,875

I like how the "machine" was able to determine the disposition of a future child without me having to give blood. Isn't it amazing what technology can do today!!! /sarcasm
 

777php

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very clever and well designed website.....you can sell beachfront property in Montana if your website looks professional.
 

kami

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of course a dude can get pregnant. didn't you all see that flick with arnold schwarzenegger (sp) and danny devito?
 

gooseman

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Certainly it is fake, but if it were real, I'd be rich. I've been carrying for about 10 years now!!!
 

Jokeram

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percent of predisposition genetic defect
98% Homosexuality
85% Novelty-seeking
20% Anxiety
13% Anti-Social Behavior
8% Bipolar mood disorder
7% Velocardiofacial (Shprintzen) Syndrome
3% Glottal Stop
2% Hypernasality
 

MikeO

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<< 50% I.Q. intelligence increase for $10,000 >>



Wow, they can do that? Where do I sign up?
 

Nemesis77

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Defects:

98% Homosexuality
85% Novelty-seeking
69% Attention Deficit Disorder
28% Schizophrenia
13% Anti-Social Behavior
10% Addiction Susceptibility
7% Velocardiofacial (Shprintzen) Syndrome
5% Stamina Impairment

:eek:

Diseases:

89% Premature Baldness/Alopecia
76% Arthritis
65% Heart Disease
49% Conotruncal Heart Anomaly
38% Huntington's Disease
17% Seizures
8% Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome
7% Fragile X Syndrome
6% a-l-antitrypsin Deficiency
2% Marfan Syndrome