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Please tell me a Joke. I'm. Bored. Make it a good and nasty one.

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Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
how many able bodied people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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1! hahahahaha

what do you call an able bodied person when you see him on the street?
 
Originally posted by: fanerman91
Originally posted by: Buttzilla
Originally posted by: fatbaby
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mum," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!" "That's very good, Dear." "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes Pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have boobs!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "No Dear, it's because you're 25."
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lol....muahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa...HAHAHAHA...!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's a good one. Where's Brutuskend when you need him?
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BWAAHAHAHA.......nice! 😀
 
Originally posted by: Staley8
One of my all time favorites:

What is the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz???
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One is a crack snacker the other is a snack cracker.

Ed Mcmahon says: "heyo!"
 
(sick jokes. Skip my post if you don't like 'em. These are all care of a fellow ATer who has not posted in this thread and shall remain nameless ...maybe 😉)



What's the difference between a dump truck full of dead babies and a dump truck full of bowling balls?

You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.


What's small, round, and can't get through a revolving door?

A baby with a spear through it's head.


What's small, pink, and bubbly?

A baby in a microwave.



(end sick jokes)
 
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
 
Originally posted by: weezergirl
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door?
Mat
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pond?

Bob.



What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art.

 
A Few Good Lawyers

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
 
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