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Please tell me a Joke. I'm. Bored. Make it a good and nasty one.

Two flies were sittin on a piece of sh|t eating. All of a sudden on of the flies farts. The other fly says, "D00d, not while we're eating."
 
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mum," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!" "That's very good, Dear." "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes Pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have boobs!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "No Dear, it's because you're 25."
 
Originally posted by: fatbaby
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mum," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!" "That's very good, Dear." "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes Pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have boobs!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "No Dear, it's because you're 25."
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LOL

 
Originally posted by: fatbaby
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mum," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!" "That's very good, Dear." "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes Pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have boobs!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "No Dear, it's because you're 25."
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lol....muahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa...HAHAHAHA...!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by: Buttzilla
Originally posted by: fatbaby
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mum," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!" "That's very good, Dear." "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes Pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have boobs!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "No Dear, it's because you're 25."
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lol....muahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa...HAHAHAHA...!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's a good one. Where's Brutuskend when you need him?
 
A priest a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar...................



and that's just one guy.



Shamlessly stolen from Dennis Leary's roast.
 
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