Please sign an environmental pledge

[DisgruntledVirus]

Hahaha

This thread is full of win

 

[CottonRabbit]

I'm going to have to return to this thread later. I can't stop laughing maniacally in the lab here.

 

[soonerproud]

Absolutely not!

I am damned intending to leave as big of a carbon and garbage footprint as possible. Future generations may not remember me, but they will have my garbage and pollution to deal with!

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
I won't sign nothing for nothing! Fuck you AND you so called EARTH that you live on! Ha! Jesus wouldn't let anything bad happen to this planet anyhow!

Hrrm, where did I leave the keys for my Hummer? I've looked everywhere - underneath the non-recyclable styrofoam containers I regularly purchase (I ain't lettin' no liberal queer tell me how many thousands of years it takes this shit to bio-degrade. The earth has only been around for 3000 - how many got'damn years could it take?!) Near the burning trash pile, next to the stack of lead acid batteries and incandescent light bulbs that I've been stockpiling....nope, not nowheres.

Well, looks like I'll have to skip driving the Hummer and take the GMC Yukon instead. Yessir, underneath that racing stripe is the last engine in America that runs on leaded gasoline. You'll also see that I outfitted the rear axle with a nice, huge set of fake balls. Cause mine are just a big! That's right! I have huge testicles! And...and a huge penis too! Yeah, that's right, I'm huge! And don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise!

I heard:
<blah blah blah, offended, I hate SUVs blah blah>

Does your computer talk to you?

 

[waggy]

wow takes a while to even load it up now..

 

[QurazyQuisp]

http://sustainability.stanford...radpledge/Pledges.html <- that's the pledge page... it's up to like 2.6mb already... some one should post some html/javascript to start downloads when people navigate to the page...

Or those stupid javascript warning messages.

 

[spidey07]

There's also an E-mail address for questions/comments.

smrizk@stanford.edu

 

[2Xtreme21]

So, by my calculations, ATOT is 90% self-absorbed pricks. Not bad.

 

[effowe]

That page has slowed to a crawl. In case anyone was wondering, Loup posted the better nate than lever I think.

 

[QurazyQuisp]

This!

 

[drdops]

Originally posted by: effowe
That page has slowed to a crawl. In case anyone was wondering, Loup posted the better nate than lever I think.

then the script to Jackie Brown was posted, then the script to Reservoir Dogs, then The Declaration of Independence, then the script to Cats? then War and Peace...

then someone figured out you could post pics, and its gone down hill from there.

 

[rockyct]

lol, at the wikipedia llama section

 

[OutHouse]

No trees were killed in the creation of this message. However, many electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: QurazyQuisp
http://sustainability.stanford...radpledge/Pledges.html <- that's the pledge page... it's up to like 2.6mb already... some one should post some html/javascript to start downloads when people navigate to the page...

Or those stupid javascript warning messages.

It's up to 7.4 MB, the majority of which seems to be War and Peace. Well done AT!

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: rockyct
lol, at the wikipedia llama section

yea that was funny as hell

as well as War and Peace

 

[BudAshes]

Wow atot can copy paste. YOU GUYS ARE HAXORZZ111!!!111

 

[waggy]

god glad something like ebaums or 4channel havnt got ahold of this

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: waggy
god glad something like ebaums or 4channel havnt got ahold of this

we can fix that

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: waggy
god glad something like ebaums or 4channel havnt got ahold of this

we can fix that

oh god. i hate to see what they post.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: waggy
god glad something like ebaums or 4channel havnt got ahold of this

we can fix that

oh god. i hate to see what they post.

well i just let Offtopic know about it

itll be on 4hcan soon id imagin

 

[JulesMaximus]

This thread is full of win. :laugh:MAO

Can't believe someone posted War and Peace on there. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[rockyct]

is there anything after the "I'd hit it" seal?

 

[JS80]

Who knew, Stanford grads would be such tards.

 

[apac]

I'm beginning to think that the people here aren't supporters of this cause

 

[rockyct]

Originally posted by: apac
I'm beginning to think that the people here aren't supporters of this cause

poor OP, we took advantage of the link he posted. We should all be ashamed of ourselves.