Please make me happy . . ..

[Schadenfreude]

I'm really, really in need of jokes. Lots and lots of jokes. I'm having one of the very worst weekends tonight and I need some uplifting.

I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight, so please keep it coming.

 

[Broohaha]

turn on comedy central. SNL is on with dana carvey, phil hartman, chris farley, etc.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I'm really, really in need of jokes. Lots and lots of jokes. I'm having one of the very worst weekends tonight and I need some uplifting.

I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight, so please keep it coming.

ummmm maybe explain why your weekend was so bad? 😉

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I'm really, really in need of jokes. Lots and lots of jokes. I'm having one of the very worst weekends tonight and I need some uplifting.

I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight, so please keep it coming.

ummmm maybe explain why your weekend was so bad? 😉

Had a girl I was with for a while "being with" with someone else at a party. It's much, much more complicated, but I ain't in the brightest of moods, since I don't feel like elaborating.

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: Jehovah I'm really, really in need of jokes. Lots and lots of jokes. I'm having one of the very worst weekends tonight and I need some uplifting. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight, so please keep it coming.

ummmm maybe explain why your weekend was so bad? 😉

Had a girl I was with for a while "being with" with someone else at a party. It's much, much more complicated, but I ain't in the brightest of moods, since I don't feel like elaborating.

drugs, booze, wankage

those are your only tickets to happiness.

that or jesus.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I'm really, really in need of jokes. Lots and lots of jokes. I'm having one of the very worst weekends tonight and I need some uplifting.

I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight, so please keep it coming.

ummmm maybe explain why your weekend was so bad? 😉

Had a girl I was with for a while "being with" with someone else at a party. It's much, much more complicated, but I ain't in the brightest of moods, since I don't feel like elaborating.

YAGT.ORG is your new home then.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Broohaha

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: Jehovah I'm really, really in need of jokes. Lots and lots of jokes. I'm having one of the very worst weekends tonight and I need some uplifting. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight, so please keep it coming.

ummmm maybe explain why your weekend was so bad? 😉

Had a girl I was with for a while "being with" with someone else at a party. It's much, much more complicated, but I ain't in the brightest of moods, since I don't feel like elaborating.

drugs, booze, wankage

those are your only tickets to happiness.

that or jesus.

Jesus??? Never would have guessed you the type buddy....🙂

Just type in joke in the search function and you will get all the bad Bruteskend humor you could ever want. Works for me anyway...

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I'm really, really in need of jokes. Lots and lots of jokes. I'm having one of the very worst weekends tonight and I need some uplifting.

I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight, so please keep it coming.

ummmm maybe explain why your weekend was so bad? 😉

Had a girl I was with for a while "being with" with someone else at a party. It's much, much more complicated, but I ain't in the brightest of moods, since I don't feel like elaborating.

I said I don't wany to fvcking elaborate. Thanks for all the jokes. ATOT doesn't help sh!t.

YAGT.ORG is your new home then.

 

[IGBT]

Watch CNN...grand display of pasty faces and rugs all attempting to be reporters.

 

[conjur]

You can come over and let your frustrations loose on my fvcking neigbhors...

 

[crumpet19]

Originally posted by: Broohaha

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: Jehovah I'm really, really in need of jokes. Lots and lots of jokes. I'm having one of the very worst weekends tonight and I need some uplifting. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight, so please keep it coming.

ummmm maybe explain why your weekend was so bad? 😉

Had a girl I was with for a while "being with" with someone else at a party. It's much, much more complicated, but I ain't in the brightest of moods, since I don't feel like elaborating.

drugs, booze, wankage

those are your only tickets to happiness.

that or jesus.

drugs, booze, and wankage are easier

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: crumpet19

Originally posted by: Broohaha

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: Jehovah I'm really, really in need of jokes. Lots and lots of jokes. I'm having one of the very worst weekends tonight and I need some uplifting. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight, so please keep it coming.

ummmm maybe explain why your weekend was so bad? 😉

Had a girl I was with for a while "being with" with someone else at a party. It's much, much more complicated, but I ain't in the brightest of moods, since I don't feel like elaborating.

drugs, booze, wankage

those are your only tickets to happiness.

that or jesus.

drugs, booze, and wankage are easier

Might I recomend Cocain? That will make you forget in no time

 

[Eli]

:Q

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: crumpet19

Originally posted by: Broohaha

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: Jehovah I'm really, really in need of jokes. Lots and lots of jokes. I'm having one of the very worst weekends tonight and I need some uplifting. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight, so please keep it coming.

ummmm maybe explain why your weekend was so bad? 😉

Had a girl I was with for a while "being with" with someone else at a party. It's much, much more complicated, but I ain't in the brightest of moods, since I don't feel like elaborating.

drugs, booze, wankage

those are your only tickets to happiness.

that or jesus.

drugs, booze, and wankage are easier

Might I recomend Cocain? That will make you forget in no time

 

[KK]

Don't worry, the weekend just started, it'll get worse, much, much worse.

KK

 

[Gravity]

Originally posted by: Broohaha

Originally posted by: Jehovah
drugs, booze, wankage

those are your only tickets to happiness.

that or jesus.

Do you mean Jesus, as in "Light of the world?" I'd recommend that over the drugs and booze as a bonifide path to recovery.

🙂

Gravity

 

[OIKOS]

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