please help, my cat is f-ing huge! ***UPDATED w/ VIDS***

[Sundog]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Atkins?

rofl....

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: Triumph
Honestly, you know what I would do? I would start jogging, and take the cat with me, on a leash. You'd be the coolest person ever, and you'd both get into shape.

i have tried to get her on the treadmill.

 

[glugglug]

How is this a problem?

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: glugglug
How is this a problem?

thats almost as bad as the "how to dissect a cat" book lord jezo got me for my birthday.

 

[Regs]

Hah, I love it when cats give you that: "What the hell are you looking at?" demeanor.

 

[Sundog]

Originally posted by: glugglug
How is this a problem?

YUCK :disgust:

 

[Wag]

Honestly, you know what I would do? I would start jogging, and take the cat with me, on a leash. You'd be the coolest person ever, and you'd both get into shape.

Ok, but cats rarely ever do what you want, much less what you expect. Good luck getting the cat into the harness, and even if your cat wants to go out, who knows what the hell will happen? Meet an agressive dog, you're in trouble.

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: glugglug
How is this a problem?

that site Rawks.

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: Wag

Honestly, you know what I would do? I would start jogging, and take the cat with me, on a leash. You'd be the coolest person ever, and you'd both get into shape.

Ok, but cats rarely ever do what you want, much less what you expect. Good luck getting the cat into the harness, and even if your cat wants to go out, who knows what the hell will happen? Meet an agressive dog, you're in trouble.

besides, she cant fit in the harness.
really...
she cant.

 

[LordJezo]

Your stupid cats make my eyes itch when I sleep in your bed.

Jerk.

They itch when I am on your floor in my underwear too.

Jerk.

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: LordJezo
Your stupid cats make my eyes itch when I sleep in your bed.

Jerk.

They itch when I am on your floor in my underwear too.

Jerk.

my cats cry for you...
(and i cry for myself, now that ATOT is privy to the fact that you spend time in my bed.)

 

[nativesunshine]

:Q

 

[atom]

Is it just me or does your 2nd cat look way stoned.......

 

[her209]

Cat: 1
Exercise: 0

 

[Atlantean]

Are you fat? Cause a lot of times cats gain weight if their owners do... do you just feed her one can of food a day? Or do you just have an open thing that she eats from whenever she wants?

 

[Azraele]

Try getting kitty involved in some new toys. A laser pen is usually a big hit. You could also elevate her food dish so that she has to climb to reach it.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: PatboyX

Originally posted by: LordJezo
Your stupid cats make my eyes itch when I sleep in your bed.

Jerk.

They itch when I am on your floor in my underwear too.

Jerk.

my cats cry for you...
(and i cry for myself, now that ATOT is privy to the fact that you spend time in my bed.)

dude... you let LordHomo sleep in your bed???

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: Atlantean
Are you fat? Cause a lot of times cats gain weight if their owners do... do you just feed her one can of food a day? Or do you just have an open thing that she eats from whenever she wants?

no. i mean, i could stand to lose some weight but im not fat. we feed her in the morning before work and then right after work. everyday about the same time. 1/4 a cup of dry food.

and: yeah. jezo sleeps on my bed quite a bit. sometimes he gets tired and stops on the way home from work to nap there.
next time ill take a picture for y'all.

 

[spaceman]

message to cat: Diet or die.

 

[SharkyTM]

OMFG... thats a HUGE cat... i thought my 15lb monster was big... he's got NO fat. but d@mn.... thats a big cat. hate to have it jump onto my crotch

 

hahhahahhahha. His feet dissapear when he walks. Thats awesome.

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: SharkyTM
OMFG... thats a HUGE cat... i thought my 15lb monster was big... he's got NO fat. but d@mn.... thats a big cat. hate to have it jump onto my crotch

sometimes when im asleep she crawl onto my chest and ill wake up from some horrible suffocating dream to find her just looking into my eyes...
i think she may be trying to kill me.

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: PatboyX

Originally posted by: SharkyTM
OMFG... thats a HUGE cat... i thought my 15lb monster was big... he's got NO fat. but d@mn.... thats a big cat. hate to have it jump onto my crotch

sometimes when im asleep she crawl onto my chest and ill wake up from some horrible suffocating dream to find her just looking into my eyes...
i think she may be trying to kill me.

lol

 

[glugglug]

Originally posted by: atom
Is it just me or does your 2nd cat look way stoned.......

Not stoned, just fearful. The second cat will eventually be the 1st cat's meal.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: LordJezo
Your stupid cats make my eyes itch when I sleep in your bed.

Jerk.

They itch when I am on your floor in my underwear too.

Jerk.

:Q