Please for the love of [insert your deity here], take a shower!!!!!

[MaxDepth]

The summer is in full swing and it is hot out there. When you go out you sweat (except for the female members of ATOT, they glow ). And when you don't bathe, you stink. And stink. And stink!


Cologne does not help nor covers up your stench. You work for big blue, so I know you at least can affford water. While it may be customary or even part of personal preferences to not bathe regulary, DO NOT THINK that it is all right for you to stink up a business meeting. Especially with customers in the room.

Do you know how embarrassing it is to hear the first words out of a Verizon VP (after the presentation) saying to me, "don't you give your guys enough time off to take a bath?"


:disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust:

 

[DnetMHZ]

you mean that pint of old spice doesn't make it all better??

 

[brunswickite]

maybe the dude just needs deodrant?

he might be showering, but just suffers from stinky BO

btw, BO is prolly worst smell ever...

 

[Spac3d]

What company is Big Blue?

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: Spac3d
What company is Big Blue?

IBM

Hey, I was just thinking something similar... I get to work at 6am. Get in the elevator with a couple of large-ish women, and their BO is horrid!

WTF? Even if they didn't use deodorant, that early in the morning they should still smell better than that!

Friggin disgusting...

 

[Rogue]

I showed at least two times a day. If I don't, I feel absolutely vile. I almost think it's a problem I should consider being counseled on. If I had enough time for 3 times a day, I would. Maybe when I get rich....

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: Spac3d
What company is Big Blue?

IBM

Hey, I was just thinking something similar... I get to work at 6am. Get in the elevator with a couple of large-ish women, and their BO is horrid!

WTF? Even if they didn't use deodorant, that early in the morning they should still smell better than that!

Friggin disgusting...

I have a theory about that, the larger women are, the smaller the ratio of their body they wash. Especially women with like 40 rolls over their entire body, you think they actually take the time to lift and seperate each roll and wash in between?

 

[Nitemare]

By any chance were they Indian or Pakistanians? I think it's customary for some of them to never ever take a bath or so says my nose when I have gotten in the elevator with them before.

Not saying that they all stink, but out of all the ones that reek of sweat at Big Blue, 80% of them are not white, black, asian or hispanic.

However, I did desktop support for one very large white women who reeked of sh!t. I was told by her boss that she is probably too fat too wipe her @ss.

 

[Mr N8]

What you need is a Taxi Cab air freshener. Rub it all over you body, and you'll do just fine.

 

[conjur]

I could always tell when spaghetti was being served for lunch in high school.

The cafeteria would smell like B.O.

blech!

 

[billandopus]

Anybody familiar with the legendary comedian/actor Redd Foxx?

Check out Kazaa (lite) I hope and search for him and you'll find a hilarious routine that includes "Wash your Azz"

"I'm not talking about your whole azz ... i'm talking about your azz h*le!"

Classic stuff.

 

[Rapidskies]

Quite a few religions don't "allow" using deoderant. In the summer, when I lived in Suburbs of Detroit, I would often see this (or rather smell this) when going to the local conveniance store. Just take a deep breath and hold it before you go up to the register to pay, and hope the cashier doesn't call for a price check on your Ultra-atomic Burrito.