Please explain to me this Twilight obsession

chalmers

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I've never seen any of the movies. They don't appeal to me. All I know is that it's about teenage vampires. I rarely use Facebook, but I was on there more than usual the last couple days and literally everyone I know was posting messages like:

ONLY 8 MORE HOURS WOOO!
OMG IM IN THE LINE RIGHT NOW FOR A MIDNIGHT SHOWING!!

Most of these were family members who I consider reasonably intelligent people. What makes this movie(s) so amazing? It's about teenage vampires....woopty doo?

Lord of the Rings are my favorite movies of all time, and I never get half this excited, and those movies are actually good.
 

gorcorps

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There's plenty of threads ranting about the same thing, and they're usually a more enjoyable read.

Quit whining and just ignore it like a real fucking man
 

chalmers

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There's plenty of threads ranting about the same thing, and they're usually a more enjoyable read.

Quit whining and just ignore it like a real fucking man

I didn't make this post for you to have an enjoyable read, but thanks for being angry on the internet for no reason.
 

xanis

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Twilight "saga" Cliffs:

- sparkly vampires
- extraordinarily stupid teenage girl
 

Maleficus

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I don't think he is whining, he is looking for an explanation as to why these books/movies are considered so outstanding?

great writing? character development? amazing plot?
 

chalmers

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I don't think he is whining, he is looking for an explanation as to why these books/movies are considered so outstanding?

great writing? character development? amazing plot?

Oh ok. Like I said I haven't seen them, so I wouldn't know. From the outside, seeing the type of people they seem to attract made me think they were probably crappy. But I wouldn't know, which is why I was asking.
 

classy

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I love vamps, but Twilight blows. But I am going with my two nieces, one 18 and the other 23. :confused:
 

Zebo

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i've never seen any of the movies. They don't appeal to me. All i know is that it's about teenage vampires. I rarely use facebook, but i was on there more than usual the last couple days and literally everyone i know was posting messages like:

Only 8 more hours wooo!
Omg im in the line right now for a midnight showing!!

Most of these were family members who i consider reasonably intelligent people. What makes this movie(s) so amazing? It's about teenage vampires....woopty doo?

lord of the rings are my favorite movies of all time, and i never get half this excited, and those movies are actually good.

lol
 
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I would normally have no problem with vampires and fantasy stuff, but I also don't get the obsession. It can't be the vampires, or any of the fantasy stuff because thats all been done before.

I would assume its only because of the guy actors... and that's about it. Everything else is an excuse to fanwank.
 

joebloggs10

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My wife went to the midnight showing with her 15/yo brother last night. They "prepped" by watching the other movies beforehand. I didn't pay much attention, but from what I can tell the plot is really weak. Good stories have something that draws the audience in, a hook, and then the rest is icing on the cake.

As far as I can tell in Twilight the hook is that one dude is a vampire and the other is a werewolf. If you make them normal dudes the plot is completely nonexistent. The hook is very weak and has been played before, and there's nothing else to back it up. I don't get the hysteria.
 

M0oG0oGaiPan

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You're what we call a douche bag. No one gives a shit about how much you use facebook. You just hate anything that's popular apparently or you care too much about what people think. Oh noes guys. I use facebook but not that often. Please don't judge me for using facebook. fuck that I don't even have facebook. As for twighlight, it's a fucking chick flick. Girls have women and watch movies. It's like people lining up for shit like transformers 2.
 

lxskllr

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I took my daughter to the premier last night. I hung out in my Jeep, and listened to BBC radio. I also got 65,000 in Tetris on my phone. Beat my old score by 17,000 :^)
 

chalmers

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You're what we call a douche bag. No one gives a shit about how much you use facebook. You just hate anything that's popular apparently or you care too much about what people think. Oh noes guys. I use facebook but not that often. Please don't judge me for using facebook. fuck that I don't even have facebook. As for twighlight, it's a fucking chick flick. Girls have women and watch movies. It's like people lining up for shit like transformers 2.

Wow. I ask a question on the internet and internet tough guy comes after me. You make fun of me, yet you're proud of the way you act behind a keyboard? Congrats, good god.
 

Key West

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Typical internet antisocial bigotry.

I use facebook
I love shitty pop music
I also love metal
I don't mind Twilight saga. Teens love it because it's the fad.

You're not any better than them. They enjoy life and don't give a shit about what you think.

<-- Anti-anti-bandwagonism
 

Dominato3r

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Alright, can some explain to me this "team" nonsense?

You're either with the Werewolf or the Vampire, both of whom are love interests of the leading lady, Bella

Edward = Vampire
Jacob = Werewolf


I don't watch the movies, or read the books.
 

Kadarin

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Because the thought of emo vampires that sparkle in the sunlight get the preteen vaginal juices flowing, I guess.
 

chalmers

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Typical internet antisocial bigotry.

I use facebook
I love shitty pop music
I also love metal
I don't mind Twilight saga. Teens love it because it's the fad.

You're not any better than them. They enjoy life and don't give a shit about what you think.

<-- Anti-anti-bandwagonism

So asking a question on the internet about a set of movies makes me antisocial and thinking that I'm better than everyone else? Alright then, thanks. You angry or something?
 

chalmers

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I don't understand what makes people so angry on here. I asked a simple question and people get super pissed like I killed their family. Really sorry I asked, really.