Please Explain: Comet Elenin Doomsday Theory

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SparksIT

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So I received an odd e-mail about how Comet Elenin, supposedly only 4km in diameter caused the Earthquake in Chile, and is to blame for the earthquake in Japan, all from some astrological alignment between the Comet, our Sun and the Earth.

Any Conspiracy people in here?

Could someone please explain or link to a logical post explaining the theory behind the whole Comet Elenin which is actually a Brown Dwarf Star, which isn't a Star at all but Planet X that will cause a massive Polar alignment shift?

According to the theory, wasn't there supposed to be shift sometime in the middle of March, similar to the one that happen from the Chile earthquake?

What is HAARP? some sort of DARPA program that is capable of controlling the weather, that were responsible for the floods in Australia?

The best I could find are some crappy youtube videos, and incoherent babbling blogs.

Normally I don't read information I get about End of the World events...(I am still waiting for California to fall off of the United States to go hang with Hawaii..WTF)...but for some reason I did this time.
 
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dmw16

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How do you explain something that has no rational basis and is utter bullshit?
 
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dmw16 said:
How do you explain something that has no rational basis and is utter bullshit?
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I don't know...I'm not a conspiracy nutter, but I was hoping there was one or two of them here. That also happen to have taken their Meds this morning explain it.
 
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Could someone please explain or link to a logical post explaining the theory behind the whole Comet Elenin which is actually a Brown Dwarf Star, which isn't a Star at all but Planet X that will cause a massive Polar alignment shift
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So, it's a comet, but it's actually a brown dwarf star, which is actually a planet.

Kind of reminds me of the one cat I had when I was a kid, except it wasn't a cat, it was a classroom, and I wasn't a kid, I was just the cat's ego.
 
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dighn

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whoa you aren't supposed to talk about these things on an open channel!

it's been nice knowing ya
 
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Our sucker of an OP complains that he wasted 30 minutes on utter bullshit, as if that wastage of his time somehow makes the utter bullshit more valid. But here silly me, I waste a few precious minutes of my life responding to utter bullshit like this.

But if SparksIT really wants to waste time and money, in the fullness of time some Nigerian Prince will email you. And rather than a scenario of doom, you will will get an optimistic vision of absolute wealth soon.
 
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