Please don't fear, Smith is here.

[dennilfloss]

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and said, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?"

"Why, yes I am... How did you know?"

He leaned closer, winked and whispered, " Hickory dickory dock,.. "

 

[xanis]

Heh, not bad. I chuckled.

 

[videogames101]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and said, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?"

"Why, yes I am... How did you know?"

He leaned closer, winked and whispered, " Hickory dickory dock,.. "

I wouldn't push this.... here come the mods!

 

[OrganizedChaos]

 

[3chordcharlie]

I've always wanted a bigger clock.

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: 3chordcharlie
I've always wanted a bigger clock.

i've always wanted a bigger smock.

 

[2Xtreme21]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo

Originally posted by: 3chordcharlie
I've always wanted a bigger clock.

i've always wanted a bigger smock.

I've always wanted a bigger rock.

 

[Vonkhan]

some1s in for a shock

 

[JoeFahey]

Hickory dickery dock....Im in before the lock!

 

[bobert]

Originally posted by: JoeFahey
Hickory dickery dock....Im in before the lock!

:thumbsup:

 

[eplebnista]

I thought this thread was going to be about "lost in space".

 

[George P Burdell]

Got a out of me. 8/10

 

[gwrober]

Originally posted by: eplebnista
I thought this thread was going to be about "lost in space".

I thought it was about the matrix. So I was

 

[clamum]

Sorry... 2/10.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: JoeFahey
Hickory dickery dock....Im in before the lock!

but you won't get out before the ban, as that term is a bannable offense if i'm not mistaken.

 

[eLiu]

The joke was pretty funny... but the responses were even better good thread!

 

[thirdeye]

Haha, that was pretty good.