Please don't come to my door and talk to me about my religious beliefs

[aircooled]

That is all..

 

[Cattlegod]

meow

 

[no0b]

we need a picture of your cat killing the witnesses

 

[gsaldivar]

Direct their attention to the NO SOLICITING sign on your door, and tell em to take a hike.

Problem solved. :thumbsup:

 

[xSkyDrAx]

show up at the door naked

 

[deadlyapp]

crank up ACDC highway to hell and put on some devil horns and ask if they would like to come in for a drink...

 

[apac]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
show up at the door naked

My parents neighbor (apartment) did that, they didn't bother us any more.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
show up at the door naked

Or say, "Can you come back later, I am in the middle of a ritual sacrifice."

 

[imported_LoKe]

How I hate them...they won't leave me alone until I tell them to go to hell. =/

 

[KingPhil]

Just tell them that you just spoke to god directly and he just told you that any Jehovah's Witnesses are allready going to hell, and you would not like to take their advice.

 

[aplefka]

They don't come here anymore.

 

[UsandThem]

Please don't come to my door and talk to me about my religious beliefs

Ok, since you slammed the door in my face today, I've just followed you here to talk to you.

Where to begin?

Oh, I know....In the beginning their was God. And He was good...............................

 

[Gurck]

Dunno about where you people are, here they're pretty cool, a shake of the head or a 'no thanks' gets an understanding nod and a wave goodby in return, no problem. Get them every ~2 years or so on average. What an odd religion though...

 

[sixone]

Why do you answer the door, if you don't know who it is?

Anyone who drops by my house unexpectedly can expect to get no answer.

 

[Red Dawn]

Just turn the hose on them. Works with JW's, Fundies..even Hare Chrishnas

 

[her209]

Start to masturbate while speaking to them.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
meow

Shouldn't that be "caw caw?"

 

[booger711]

i just dont answer the door

 

[EatSpam]

They don't like it much when I tell them "I stopped believing in the Easter Bunny when I was 8." and slam the door in their face. Idiots.

 

[Blayze]

We had two older women show up a few months ago. They were Jehovah's Witness, and we just told them we are not interested and they left. I still have no ideal how they managed to find our house since its basically in the middle of the woods and not visible from the road.

 

[skyking]

Working at a customer's house today, behind a fence and gate. Two guys come up and try to engage me in conversation, and invite me to their church.
"I am working rght now, and can't talk to you in good conscience".
" you don't live there?"
"No"

They were gone in a flash. They only wanted coverts in thier district

At our house, I built a custom gate and installed a mighty mule gate opener, with remotes and a keypad.
I'd come home to find a little pamphlet or something from a local church, or find it on the way out. At times like that, I'd look at my wife and say with the best southern drawl,
"god bless our gate"

 

[MustangSVT]

No wonder this happened..

 

[Kadarin]

This rant definitely needs more substance and more oomph.

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: skyking
Working at a customer's house today, behind a fence and gate. Two guys come up and try to engage me in conversation, and invite me to their church.
"I am working rght now, and can't talk to you in good conscience".
" you don't live there?"
"No"

They were gone in a flash. They only wanted coverts in thier district

At our house, I built a custom gate and installed a mighty mule gate opener, with remotes and a keypad.
I'd come home to find a little pamphlet or something from a local church, or find it on the way out. At times like that, I'd look at my wife and say with the best southern drawl,
"god bless our gate"

I've found my door bell is a fairly good deterrent.