Please allow me to introduce myself

apologetic

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I am a gun-totting lifetime NRA member. I am a single white male. I am a Christian. I am your stereotypical right-wing conservative. I am actually quite shy and quiet. But, I listen to Rush Limbaugh and read Ann Coulter articles. I smoke cigars and get an unusual sense of relief watching Fox News. I have never smoked pot. I am pro-life and I will never vote for a candidate who isn't. I love and strongly believe in America, traditional values, the Constitution, and the Founding Fathers; and I consider that love to be reasonable, not blind or narrow-minded.

I am disgusted with Hollywood for their political influence, and I loathe those in my 20-something generation that have bought into the liberal bias of UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS and the media. I love the military, not just because they're doing what they think is right, but because they are Americans fighting in a long historic battle to maintain American freedom.

I think every U.S. citizen should own a gun and know how to use it. Every child should learn to work with their hands and learn what humans are capable of. I believe every parent should teach their child how to use a weapon when needed, how to stay married, how to stick up for what's right, and how to apologize and take responsibility.

I think the movements against "intolerance" and "hate" are the bullsh!t leftovers of hippie propaganda. I think we need a little more intolerance and a lot more hate, and we need a hell of a lot more common sense that both of those combined. I think the confederate flag still deserves honor and respect because it stood for more than just slavery. I think a country ruled by its citizens should have nuclear weapons, while dictatorships should not.

I think those who want to protect "Mother Nature" will have a hard time defending it from PEOPLE LIKE ME and from human influence, change, and evolution. I shoot deer and donate more money to animal and habitat protection agencies than every liberal I know. I trust corporate America more than PETA, the NAACP, and the ACLU combined.

I believe in gender roles: men are supposed to do certain tasks, women are supposed to do others. I think men are oppressed in this country. I think feminism started because women have a harder time acting as counterparts than men do. I believe women have a harder time submitting to men than men have in submitting to women. Feminists not only ignore this fact, they snub at it so as to ignore further maturity and responsibility as respectable female citizens.

I hope I frustrate every loud-mouthed liberal. I will probably never be seen on television. Never be seen in a picket-line. Never teach on a college campus. I'll probably never even convert a liberal. Nobody will probably ever think exactly like I do.

But, come November 2008, I WILL VOTE. And if I have it my way, Iraq will be the next Germany, the Middle East the next Europe, and we'll be competing with both with oil from Alaska.
 

umbrella39

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Good for the OP, now take it to Off Topic where this rant belongs. After you confess your sins of course.

:cookie:
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: apologetic
I am a gun-totting lifetime NRA member. I am a single white male. I am a Christian. I am your stereotypical right-wing conservative. I am actually quite shy and quiet. But, I listen to Rush Limbaugh and read Ann Coulter articles. I smoke cigars and get an unusual sense of relief watching Fox News. I have never smoked pot. I am pro-life and I will never vote for a candidate who isn't. I love and strongly believe in America, traditional values, the Constitution, and the Founding Fathers; and I consider that love to be reasonable, not blind or narrow-minded.

I am disgusted with Hollywood for their political influence, and I loathe those in my 20-something generation that have bought into the liberal bias of UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS and the media. I love the military, not just because they're doing what they think is right, but because they are Americans fighting in a long historic battle to maintain American freedom.

I think every U.S. citizen should own a gun and know how to use it. Every child should learn to work with their hands and learn what humans are capable of. I believe every parent should teach their child how to use a weapon when needed, how to stay married, how to stick up for what's right, and how to apologize and take responsibility.

I think the movements against "intolerance" and "hate" are the bullsh!t leftovers of hippie propaganda. I think we need a little more intolerance and a lot more hate, and we need a hell of a lot more common sense that both of those combined. I think the confederate flag still deserves honor and respect because it stood for more than just slavery. I think a country ruled by its citizens should have nuclear weapons, while dictatorships should not.

I think those who want to protect "Mother Nature" will have a hard time defending it from PEOPLE LIKE ME and from human influence, change, and evolution. I shoot deer and donate more money to animal and habitat protection agencies than every liberal I know. I trust corporate America more than PETA, the NAACP, and the ACLU combined.

I believe in gender roles: men are supposed to do certain tasks, women are supposed to do others. I think men are oppressed in this country. I think feminism started because women have a harder time acting as counterparts than men do. I believe women have a harder time submitting to men than men have in submitting to women. Feminists not only ignore this fact, they snub at it so as to ignore further maturity and responsibility as respectable female citizens.

I hope I frustrate every loud-mouthed liberal. I will probably never be seen on television. Never be seen in a picket-line. Never teach on a college campus. I'll probably never even convert a liberal. Nobody will probably ever think exactly like I do.

But, come November 2008, I WILL VOTE. And if I have it my way, Iraq will be the next Germany, the Middle East the next Europe, and we'll be competing with both with oil from Alaska.

The Internet is such a wonderful service, without it most people would not ever have a chance to hear the rantings of a White Male who has a victims mentality.
 

Tommunist

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn

The Internet is such a wonderful service, without it most people would not ever have a chance to hear the rantings of a White Male who has a victims mentality.

indeed - i'm against that kind of mentality in all it's forms - it's only there to repress people.
 

CaptnKirk

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Jul 25, 2002
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Stereotypical insecure white male.

This mentality is what will bring an end to the true concept of democracy.

Us 'pure white christians' against the world.

With us or against us.

Cowboy gonna stick this size 12 boot up the Muslin's ass.

But of course not having the balls to actually do it themselves they sit back and let the soldiers do it . . hell, they got the 'I support our Troops' magnet for the SUV.
 

Tab

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Originally posted by: apologetic
I am a gun-totting lifetime NRA member. I am a single white male. I am a Christian. I am your stereotypical right-wing conservative. I am actually quite shy and quiet. But, I listen to Rush Limbaugh and read Ann Coulter articles. I smoke cigars and get an unusual sense of relief watching Fox News. I have never smoked pot. I am pro-life and I will never vote for a candidate who isn't. I love and strongly believe in America, traditional values, the Constitution, and the Founding Fathers; and I consider that love to be reasonable, not blind or narrow-minded.

I am disgusted with Hollywood for their political influence, and I loathe those in my 20-something generation that have bought into the liberal bias of UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS and the media. I love the military, not just because they're doing what they think is right, but because they are Americans fighting in a long historic battle to maintain American freedom.

I think every U.S. citizen should own a gun and know how to use it. Every child should learn to work with their hands and learn what humans are capable of. I believe every parent should teach their child how to use a weapon when needed, how to stay married, how to stick up for what's right, and how to apologize and take responsibility.

I think the movements against "intolerance" and "hate" are the bullsh!t leftovers of hippie propaganda. I think we need a little more intolerance and a lot more hate, and we need a hell of a lot more common sense that both of those combined. I think the confederate flag still deserves honor and respect because it stood for more than just slavery. I think a country ruled by its citizens should have nuclear weapons, while dictatorships should not.

I think those who want to protect "Mother Nature" will have a hard time defending it from PEOPLE LIKE ME and from human influence, change, and evolution. I shoot deer and donate more money to animal and habitat protection agencies than every liberal I know. I trust corporate America more than PETA, the NAACP, and the ACLU combined.

I believe in gender roles: men are supposed to do certain tasks, women are supposed to do others. I think men are oppressed in this country. I think feminism started because women have a harder time acting as counterparts than men do. I believe women have a harder time submitting to men than men have in submitting to women. Feminists not only ignore this fact, they snub at it so as to ignore further maturity and responsibility as respectable female citizens.

I hope I frustrate every loud-mouthed liberal. I will probably never be seen on television. Never be seen in a picket-line. Never teach on a college campus. I'll probably never even convert a liberal. Nobody will probably ever think exactly like I do.

But, come November 2008, I WILL VOTE. And if I have it my way, Iraq will be the next Germany, the Middle East the next Europe, and we'll be competing with both with oil from Alaska.

You just contradicted yourself... ;)
 

Red Dawn

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Please allow me to introduce myself

I?m a man of wealth and taste
I?ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man?s soul and faith
And I was ?round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what?s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general?s rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what?s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I?m a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what?s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what?s confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
?cause I?m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I?ll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what?s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
 

Tommunist

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Dec 1, 2004
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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Please allow me to introduce myself

I?m a man of wealth and taste
I?ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man?s soul and faith
And I was ?round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what?s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general?s rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what?s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I?m a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what?s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what?s confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
?cause I?m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I?ll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what?s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down

i get chills just reading the lyrics to that song - probably one of my favorites of all time.
 

NJDevil

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Jun 10, 2002
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Am I the only one who thinks the author is being extremely sarcastic?

It is too well written and hilarious not to be.
 

NJDevil

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Jun 10, 2002
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Originally posted by: zendari
Bravo.

Like I said, I think this guy is just being silly, and provoking a reaction from us ... very well done at that. Do you honestly believe that men are repressed in this country? You do realize that males earn 25% more than women in the same positions do (in general, obviously not always true).

Just curious.

And just remember that Ann Coulter suggested women shouldn't be allowed to vote.
 
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Originally posted by: NJDevil
Am I the only one who thinks the author is being extremely sarcastic?

It is too well written and hilarious not to be.

The whole thing has the familiar ring of an e-mail that has been forwarded about 100 times. It's kind of a conservative political version of easy-listening music, full of painfully predictable platitude and no substance, so it pleases young Dittoheads like Zendari, without offering anything original or interesting to those of us who've been around a while longer.

The random capitalization of "UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS," "PEOPLE LIKE ME," and "I WILL VOTE" read more like something written by an octogenarian than an actual 20-something person, and maybe that's a tell as to the actual origin of this rather flavorless diatribe.
 

TRUMPHENT

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Jan 20, 2001
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Originally posted by: apologetic
I am a gun-totting lifetime NRA member. I am a single white male. I am a Christian. I am your stereotypical right-wing conservative. I am actually quite shy and quiet. But, I listen to Rush Limbaugh and read Ann Coulter articles.
I think every U.S. citizen should own a gun and know how to use it. Every child should learn to work with their hands and learn what humans are capable of. I believe every parent should teach their child how to use a weapon when needed, how to stay married, how to stick up for what's right, and how to apologize and take responsibility....

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You say you read Ann Coulter. Do you read about Ann Coulter? She is a gun lover too. She feels that 57mm anti-tank recoiless rifles are a perfectly legitimate firearm for discharging in the City of Miami. She advocates terrorists and if you are her fan, then so do you.

Did you know that George Bush resgned his lifetime membership in the National Rifle Association? Yes, he did! George Herbert Walker Bush Was so appalled and disgusted at the NRA's reaction to the aftermath of Mt. Carmel that he leftt the organization.

So, you or whomever wrote your rant, enjoy your cigar. I won't automatically assume that you abuse prescription narcotics and hide behind the ACLU to avoid prosecution.:roll:
 

Zedtom

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Nov 23, 2001
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Well, apologetic, you almost had me going there. That is, until I looked at your e-mail address. I'm sure that a good Christian would associate himself with pagans.

You're just too stereotypical to be for real.
 

dmcowen674

No Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
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www.alienbabeltech.com
Originally posted by: Zedtom
Well, apologetic, you almost had me going there. That is, until I looked at your e-mail address. I'm sure that a good Christian would associate himself with pagans.

You're just too stereotypical to be for real.

He listens to Micheal Savage.

Last night Micheal featured the Rolling Stones song dedicating Liberals sympathy for the Devil.

 

daveshel

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: NJDevil
Am I the only one who thinks the author is being extremely sarcastic?

It is too well written and hilarious not to be.

Only problem is there really are people like this. They probably lack the capacity to express themselves clearly, especially online, but they do exist.
 

dmcowen674

No Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
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www.alienbabeltech.com
Originally posted by: daveshel
Originally posted by: NJDevil
Am I the only one who thinks the author is being extremely sarcastic?

It is too well written and hilarious not to be.

Only problem is there really are people like this. They probably lack the capacity to express themselves clearly, especially online, but they do exist.

They express themselves clearly enough at the polls, voting for what they have been brainwashed to vote for very well.