- Jun 13, 2000
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So I was walking back to my car which was parrallel parked on the street. I see a group of people standing in front of my car, reading the bumper stickers on the car in front of mine.... I had some time to kill so I walk by my car on the other side of the street and hit the panic button...they all jumped and looked around...they yelled to me, "We're not trying to steal anything...!" Of course, they didn't know I was the reason the car's alarm started going off....
I walked over and sat down on a bench until they walked out of sight...then got in my car and drove away to have a ham sandwich and diet coke. The End.
