You would need someone who is comfortable talking about all aspects of sex without embarrassment. You'd want someone capable of staying up to date with the research in the area; and capable of giving age-appropriate information to the clients. Is there any evidence this woman is not capable of the above?
I'll post whatever what I want, thank you.
If this forum can't tolerate opposing views or if my posts violate the rules, then ban me.
If this forum can't tolerate opposing views or if my posts violate the rules, then ban me.
You don't have any views. You just post copies of articles and then typically run and hide except maybe to offer a snide little jab here and there. You're a joke and if you can't see that, well, there's no hope for you.
Steeplerot
Lifer
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Steeplerot
Lifer
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How to Make SPAM like a Pro.
Hi kids! I'm rip, the leading troll for iffy right-wing religious propaganda in P&N,
and today I'm going to show you how to make a *jumbo size pack of Abortion Spam (TM)*,
one that's so BIG you will have enough for you and ALL your friends! But
watch out, I can't guarantee they'll still be friends after they've tried it.
(Note : I had to change the ingredients slightly to keep animal rights
groups from suing me.)
Ingredients:
*One cow*
(a terminally depressed, suicidal cow that has no desire whatever
to live anymore and is quite happy to sacrifice its life to be an
ingredient in suspect cuisine)
*One pig*
(with a similar outlook on life to the cow)
A ten kilo slice of whale blubber
A large pot of moisturiser
A can of petrol
A Really dodgy pro-choice webpage
Utensils :
A cement mixer
A clothes peg
Two hand guns
A keyboard
Directions:
Put the peg on your nose and mix the petrol up with the whale blubber.
Feed the pig half of this mixture, the cow the other half. Pigs will
eat anything, but the cow may need some persuasion even if it's suicidal.
If all else fails, hold its nose until it moos in protest and shove it all
in quickly. Give the cow a pat on the back, but don't let it give you one.
Allow the animals a few hours to digest it, then take their last wills and
testaments before providing each one with a hand gun.
After they shoot themselves, and you have stood for a minutes respectful
silence, carve the animals up into three piles. Pile A for the bones,
brains and balls, Pile B for the fat, Pile C for the best cuts.
Throw Pile C away, you won't need it. Keep Pile B for when you next visit
Burger King; they need all the fat they can get for their Bacon Double
Cheesburgers. Place Pile A in the cement mixer, and turn it on. After
an hour it should start to resemble spam. Taste it, and you'll tell by
that feeling of faint nausea, that this is indeed Spam. But it is not yet
spreadable! So Add the moisturiser until it is.
And there you have it!
In my next recipe, some freeper will be showing you how to make a cheap
prayerstool from mud, flem and rush limbugh droppings.
Till then, happy trolling!
Hi kids! I'm rip, the leading troll for iffy right-wing religious propaganda in P&N,
and today I'm going to show you how to make a *jumbo size pack of Abortion Spam (TM)*,
one that's so BIG you will have enough for you and ALL your friends! But
watch out, I can't guarantee they'll still be friends after they've tried it.
(Note : I had to change the ingredients slightly to keep animal rights
groups from suing me.)
Ingredients:
*One cow*
(a terminally depressed, suicidal cow that has no desire whatever
to live anymore and is quite happy to sacrifice its life to be an
ingredient in suspect cuisine)
*One pig*
(with a similar outlook on life to the cow)
A ten kilo slice of whale blubber
A large pot of moisturiser
A can of petrol
A Really dodgy pro-choice webpage
Utensils :
A cement mixer
A clothes peg
Two hand guns
A keyboard
Directions:
Put the peg on your nose and mix the petrol up with the whale blubber.
Feed the pig half of this mixture, the cow the other half. Pigs will
eat anything, but the cow may need some persuasion even if it's suicidal.
If all else fails, hold its nose until it moos in protest and shove it all
in quickly. Give the cow a pat on the back, but don't let it give you one.
Allow the animals a few hours to digest it, then take their last wills and
testaments before providing each one with a hand gun.
After they shoot themselves, and you have stood for a minutes respectful
silence, carve the animals up into three piles. Pile A for the bones,
brains and balls, Pile B for the fat, Pile C for the best cuts.
Throw Pile C away, you won't need it. Keep Pile B for when you next visit
Burger King; they need all the fat they can get for their Bacon Double
Cheesburgers. Place Pile A in the cement mixer, and turn it on. After
an hour it should start to resemble spam. Taste it, and you'll tell by
that feeling of faint nausea, that this is indeed Spam. But it is not yet
spreadable! So Add the moisturiser until it is.
And there you have it!
In my next recipe, some freeper will be showing you how to make a cheap
prayerstool from mud, flem and rush limbugh droppings.
Till then, happy trolling!
seriously, though...can we limit rip to one post about PP and/or abortion a day?
maybe just so that we can "finish" one discussion before starting another...
maybe just so that we can "finish" one discussion before starting another...
I'm still interested in knowing what Rip thinks about all the perverts that work for religious organizations or that WERE holier-than-thou members of the community.
Opposing views is one thing. It appears, hjowever, that you're posting sh!t merely for the purpose of making people pissed at you. Why do you get off on people thinking you're a jerk?
so, I assume Riprorin can accept that he's a liar, given that he still has made no attempt to argue my refutation of the dishonest quote in his signature.
Game, set, match.
You can disagree with him, say he might be wrong or say he's obssessed but there is no need to call him a liar.
Game, set, match.
You can disagree with him, say he might be wrong or say he's obssessed but there is no need to call him a liar.
You can't please all of the people all of the time.
I suspect that there are parents here who are interested in knowing about the kind of indviduals that PP hires to provide sex education to kids especially since PP provide counseling services and gives presentations at schools.
If you're not interested in the topic, why not just move along?
You're asking me to just move along; I'm asking you to just stop with the bullsh!t. What's the difference?
Take it up with a mod if you're unhappy with the thread topics I choose. If I've violated any forum rules, they should ban me.
3chordcharlie
Diamond Member
- Mar 30, 2004
- 9,859
- 1
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