PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!

[EKKC]

i dont mind if the whole planet dies with me. what good is it that im alive by myself

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: klah
If it's in the WWN it must be true.

Make sure you read this too:
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PROSTITUTE IS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL

Genetic equivalent of Lawyers found!

 

[imported_Ed]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
R

R BAN :thumbsup:

 

[The Pentium Guy]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20050912/112653720001.html

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

*....Gasps in shock....*

-The Pentium Guy

I'm gasping at how gullible you are. In fact, I'll bet you $500 that we don't get vaporized. Wanna take me up on that bet?

Looks like your sarcasm-o-meter is broken.

 

[DrPizza]

Estimated for 9:15am, huh? What time zone?

 

[Josh7289]

Originally posted by: eakers
too bad the earth will end in the year 2012

Nostradamus, eh?

 

[jjones]

Damn, and I was planning on blowing my brains out in 2015. Oh well, getting vaporized in an acid nebula sounds a little more exciting amyways.

 

[dc]

mayan calendar.

 

[iroast]

if it's traveling at the speed of light, you're not gonna know what hit you. so don't worry about it heh

 

[BooGiMaN]

dun dun dun duuuuunnn *twilightzone music*

but yeah sorry no can do at 9:15, but can i pencil you in for say 11:30?

 

[Fritzo]

This week's WWN at the supermarket had "Einstein's Brain Comes Alive, Wreck Havoc!"

LOL!

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: jndietz
shens

 

[Kadarin]

Didn't John Titor predict this?

 

[DaiShan]

Wooo, I'm buying stock in a chemical company that has a huge stock pile of base

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
R

Surprised that took 9 replies.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Already YTMND'd

somebody give these men an emmy!

 

[So]

I trust internet gossip to keep me abreast of the lastest threats to my wellbeing!