PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!

[The Pentium Guy]

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20050912/112653720001.html

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

*....Gasps in shock....*

-The Pentium Guy

 

[Saint Nick]

shens

 

[hjo3]

You always believe what you read in the Weekly World News?

 

[shimsham]

Entertainment News & Gossip

 

[BrokenVisage]

Already YTMND'd

 

[mercanucaribe]

Isn't 2014 around the date the Mayans predicted the apocalypse???

 

[rickn]

dont worry, only Ben Affleck, Macaulay Culkin and Victoria Principal (she can use a good acid peel) will be affected by its effects

 

[jspeicher]

its over biznatches! wooT!

 

[Ricemarine]

SWEEEET...

Let's get the Independence and Freedom up there eh?

 

[JulesMaximus]

R

 

[BW86]

Just great...

 

[mchammer]

Originally posted by: jndietz
shens

 

[Eli]

bummah.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Super Shens

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Is this real or not?

not

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20050912/112653720001.html

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

*....Gasps in shock....*

-The Pentium Guy

I'm gasping at how gullible you are. In fact, I'll bet you $500 that we don't get vaporized. Wanna take me up on that bet?

 

[mchammer]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20050912/112653720001.html

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

*....Gasps in shock....*

-The Pentium Guy

I'm gasping at how gullible you are. In fact, I'll bet you $500 that we don't get vaporized. Wanna take me up on that bet?

I'll bet him 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00

Can't lose!

 

[dc]

i bet $1000 that we won't get vaporized. if we do, i'll paypal it ASAP.

 

[Pepsi90919]

REPOST

 

[moshquerade]

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on whether it's real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."

we're all gonna die :shocked:

 

[DAGTA]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[DragonMasterAlex]

Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20050912/112653720001.html

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

*....Gasps in shock....*

-The Pentium Guy

*Finally*. Now we can stop putting up with these stupid humans!

Jason

 

[klah]

If it's in the WWN it must be true.

Make sure you read this too:
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PROSTITUTE IS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL

 

[eakers]

too bad the earth will end in the year 2012

 

[bunnyfubbles]

Originally posted by: DragonMasterAlex

Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20050912/112653720001.html

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

*....Gasps in shock....*

-The Pentium Guy

*Finally*. Now we can stop putting up with these stupid humans!

Jason

Especially the humans with no sarcasm detector.