- Oct 22, 2004
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So you sell a magnetized bracelet and say it relieves carpal tunnel pain. A significant portion of purchasers report less pain after using it. You've essentially taken their gullibility and sold it back to them. Of course, calling them "stupidity bracelets" might have an impact on sales.
The actual efficacy of the bracelet is completely superfluous to the effect. The important part is the belief in it. Okay, so obviously we can't tell the consumers that it's a placebo effect or the effect will be ruined... or can we? Remember that these people are so stupid that they believe magnets can affect your Chi flow. We can just tell them outright that it's a placebo and that they're really stupid for being affected by it, but that it's okay to be stupid (don't worry, they're stupid enough to believe that). Then we can sell them a book that will essentially be a list of ways to make yourself even more stupid and we'll call it... The Secr... fuck.
The actual efficacy of the bracelet is completely superfluous to the effect. The important part is the belief in it. Okay, so obviously we can't tell the consumers that it's a placebo effect or the effect will be ruined... or can we? Remember that these people are so stupid that they believe magnets can affect your Chi flow. We can just tell them outright that it's a placebo and that they're really stupid for being affected by it, but that it's okay to be stupid (don't worry, they're stupid enough to believe that). Then we can sell them a book that will essentially be a list of ways to make yourself even more stupid and we'll call it... The Secr... fuck.