Pizza: the source of all Borg goodness.

[dennilfloss]

Ask One.

Today I couldn't get a cab on time so I had to walk to the bank. That's only one mile but for someone with chronic fatigue syndrome, it's like running a marathon. I just tried to sleep 4 hours to heal my aching joints and dilute the lactic acid in my legs, but to no avail. I don't even have enough strength to ass laminate.

The answer: one order of medium two-for-one pizza from the cornerstore Mexican restaurant. In particular, the Canadian Delight, slightly modified to Borg tastes to include:

BACON, ham, Italian sausage, pepperoni, salami, roast beef, ground beef, anchovies, donair meat, extra cheese and, for the vegetarian part, onions, jalapenos, mushrooms and black olives. Topped with Mexican sauce, they are a thing of beauty that will have me ravenous for cpus in about 90 minutes.

Time to replenish and oil my implants with pizza goodness.

Goodness that'll make me one baaaaaaaaaaaad mofo recruiting Borg!

 

[SlangNRox]

The Mexican place sells pizza? Mine just have tacos, burritos, etc

 

[ViRGE]

Humm, that looks too good to pass up Dennil. Watch your back, because I think I'm going to be assimilating a pizza soon.

 

[LANMAN]

I don't know.. but looks like someone has been at it quite a while.

131,000 work units.. they must of ordered the "Dennifloss" special!

HOLY COW !!

--LANMAN

 

[fallenoncrack]

ummmmm, the 131,000 was more of a TNC's joke to play on Russ.

Adul dumped to your proxy and Russ died of shock. heheh

hi

 

[Adul]

Well he didn't wuite die of shock, but ti did make him break a sweet.

 

[ElFenix]

thats a weird frickin' pizza... if ohioans don't know what mexican food is like, and us texans really don't either, you canadians are up a creek when it comes to mexican food.

 

[dennilfloss]

Pizza did not help much. My flu is back with a vengeance. Crap! I cancelled class last Monday but I thought I was over it. Now I'm the relapse guy.

 

[dcale]

First of all..sorry your flu came back...2nd...what is donair meat if I may ask? (dumb american look on face)

Thanks
Poon

 

[dennilfloss]

Donair is like a pita bread sandwich/burrito from Lebanon.

Donair Meat:

3 pounds lean hamburger (triple ground*)
3/4 cup bread crumbs
2 tsp pepper
1-2 tsp cayenne red pepper (depending on your taste)
1 1/2 tsp oregano
3 tsp paprika
2 tsp onion powder
1 tsp garlic powder
1/2 tsp salt
*Try to get your butcher to run the meat through the grinder a few times. A food processor will do the trick also.

Combine all ingredients in a large bowl. Knead for 20 minutes. Shape into two tightly formed loaves. Bake on broiler pan for 2 to 2 1/2 hours at 300 degrees Fahrenheit. Cool loaves and slice into thick slabs. Meat can be frozen for future use.


Preparation

Heat donair meat in a frying pan. Dip a pita bread in water and fry in frying pan to soften. Place a generous amount of sauce on bread. Top with meat, chopped onions and tomatoes and finish off with lots more sauce. Put on some old clothes, then roll up or serve open face on a plate. Utensils are strictly forbidden.

 

[networkman]

Hmm.. sounds good.. I'll have to try that!

 

[ElFenix]

its meat loaf!

 

[JimMc]

<<BACON, ham, Italian sausage, pepperoni, salami, roast beef, ground beef, anchovies, donair meat, extra cheese and, for the vegetarian part, onions, jalapenos, mushrooms and black olives. Topped with Mexican sauce>>

I'm amazed you're alive, much less walking. The entire Collective may suffer from gastritous after that one. COuld prove to be a self-renewing propulsion source for the Cube!

 

[NicColt]

I just had a meat lovers new-yorker from the hut

they don't get a lot of calls for that one.