Pineapple Soda.

[Calculator83]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: waffleironhead
BS the op has never had sex or they wouldnt have written that.

I think it is you whose never had sex. Because Anyone who has would Agree that there are things that top it quite often.

While there are certainly things that top sex, I would have to conclude that if you think pineapple soda tops sex, you are, in fact, having sex incorrectly. Henry Weinhard's root beer is absolutely delicious, the best soda I can think of right now. If someone told me I had to choose between Weinhard's root beer and sex, there is almost no situation in which the root beer would win (unless I had just finished having sex and was thirsty, in which case the proper response would be "let me get a drink real quick and then I'll be good to go again").

IMO either you guys arn't getting enough sex or simply entrenched in it.
I like so many other things just as much if not more. Don't misunderstand I enjoy sex, and often enough that I'm sure I'm doing it correctly. "They don't complain"

A good movie is better than sex

30oz steak is better than sex

Pineapple soda DUH

Blueray is better than Sex

The moment I opened my PS3 Box wqas better than sex

The mement I opened the box for my 3007wfp was better than sex

Every moment I use my 3007wfp is better than sex "RIGHT NOW".

A good book is better than sex

The temperate days at the beach is better than sex

Orange Soda is ALMOST as good as sex

The moment a tree falls after 30mins of chopping is better than sex.


POPEYES Biscuits are 1000s of times better than sex

 

[joesmoke]

As far as pineapple sodas go, Cactus Cooler is king! Anytime I'm in SoCal I make sure to grab a few...

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: Aquila76

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: waffleironhead
BS the op has never had sex or they wouldnt have written that.

I think it is you whose never had sex. Because Anyone who has would Agree that there are things that top it quite often.

Like real sex?

Yes,, I've had sex,, and i sometimes want a sandwich a whole lot more. That's the kinda point i'm trying to make. But in this case it is an extreme where Pineapple soda is a superior good compared to sex. Not that I consider women objects, they're just apparently so in our society.

I'd bet that a fair amount people in sub-Saharan Africa would prefer a sandwich as well. But, they'll settle for sex.

Anyway, pineapple soda is delicious, but to say it's better than sex... are you by any chance massaging your prostate while drinking?

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: waffleironhead
BS the op has never had sex or they wouldnt have written that.

I think it is you whose never had sex. Because Anyone who has would Agree that there are things that top it quite often.

While there are certainly things that top sex, I would have to conclude that if you think pineapple soda tops sex, you are, in fact, having sex incorrectly. Henry Weinhard's root beer is absolutely delicious, the best soda I can think of right now. If someone told me I had to choose between Weinhard's root beer and sex, there is almost no situation in which the root beer would win (unless I had just finished having sex and was thirsty, in which case the proper response would be "let me get a drink real quick and then I'll be good to go again").

IMO either you guys arn't getting enough sex or simply entrenched in it.
I like so many other things just as much if not more. Don't misunderstand I enjoy sex, and often enough that I'm sure I'm doing it correctly. "They don't complain"

A good movie is better than sex

30oz steak is better than sex

Pineapple soda DUH

Blueray is better than Sex

The moment I opened my PS3 Box wqas better than sex

The mement I opened the box for my 3007wfp was better than sex

Every moment I use my 3007wfp is better than sex "RIGHT NOW".

A good book is better than sex

The temperate days at the beach is better than sex

Orange Soda is ALMOST as good as sex

The moment a tree falls after 30mins of chopping is better than sex.


POPEYES Biscuits are 1000s of times better than sex

Dude.

What?

You're doing it wrong.

Also none of those things above last as long.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: waffleironhead
BS the op has never had sex or they wouldnt have written that.

I think it is you whose never had sex. Because Anyone who has would Agree that there are things that top it quite often.

While there are certainly things that top sex, I would have to conclude that if you think pineapple soda tops sex, you are, in fact, having sex incorrectly. Henry Weinhard's root beer is absolutely delicious, the best soda I can think of right now. If someone told me I had to choose between Weinhard's root beer and sex, there is almost no situation in which the root beer would win (unless I had just finished having sex and was thirsty, in which case the proper response would be "let me get a drink real quick and then I'll be good to go again").

IMO either you guys arn't getting enough sex or simply entrenched in it.
I like so many other things just as much if not more. Don't misunderstand I enjoy sex, and often enough that I'm sure I'm doing it correctly. "They don't complain"

A good movie is better than sex

30oz steak is better than sex

Pineapple soda DUH

Blueray is better than Sex

The moment I opened my PS3 Box wqas better than sex

The mement I opened the box for my 3007wfp was better than sex

Every moment I use my 3007wfp is better than sex "RIGHT NOW".

A good book is better than sex

The temperate days at the beach is better than sex

Orange Soda is ALMOST as good as sex

The moment a tree falls after 30mins of chopping is better than sex.


POPEYES Biscuits are 1000s of times better than sex

Having sex with a dummy does not count.

 

[Calculator83]

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: waffleironhead
BS the op has never had sex or they wouldnt have written that.

I think it is you whose never had sex. Because Anyone who has would Agree that there are things that top it quite often.

While there are certainly things that top sex, I would have to conclude that if you think pineapple soda tops sex, you are, in fact, having sex incorrectly. Henry Weinhard's root beer is absolutely delicious, the best soda I can think of right now. If someone told me I had to choose between Weinhard's root beer and sex, there is almost no situation in which the root beer would win (unless I had just finished having sex and was thirsty, in which case the proper response would be "let me get a drink real quick and then I'll be good to go again").

IMO either you guys arn't getting enough sex or simply entrenched in it.
I like so many other things just as much if not more. Don't misunderstand I enjoy sex, and often enough that I'm sure I'm doing it correctly. "They don't complain"

A good movie is better than sex

30oz steak is better than sex

Pineapple soda DUH

Blueray is better than Sex

The moment I opened my PS3 Box wqas better than sex

The mement I opened the box for my 3007wfp was better than sex

Every moment I use my 3007wfp is better than sex "RIGHT NOW".

A good book is better than sex

The temperate days at the beach is better than sex

Orange Soda is ALMOST as good as sex

The moment a tree falls after 30mins of chopping is better than sex.


POPEYES Biscuits are 1000s of times better than sex

Dude.

What?

You're doing it wrong.

Also none of those things above last as long.

Sex USUALLY does not last that long either.

my monitor can be used for extended amount of time, movies can be rewatched, That is like a 2x multiplier irght there, + pineapple soda + blueray + steak that is 5x multiplier which is IMO 5x better than sex, and can be done on a daily basis for up to 3 hours between 2 movies.

I don't know what all the rage about sex is about, I've always pretended to be interested in conversations about how good it is. U have fun, ur done. Just something I gotta get out every day Or once in a while, I'd trade it in a heart beat for skydiving. sex isn't a thrill, it's a life function. i Know we're the only animal that does sex socially, but seriously, I think the rest of nature has sex more down.

 

[mpitts]

Jarritos Pina is the best pineapple soda on earth. You can usually find it in the ethnic section of your grocery store. It comes in a glass bottle.

Es muy bueno.. muy muy bueno.. 😀

 

[Fritzo]

Blah- I've had it. It's kind of gaggy.

 

[Toasthead]

Cactus cooler is Orange/pineapple and Ive only seen in In SoCal. It is heaven

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: mpitts
Jarritos Pina is the best pineapple soda on earth. You can usually find it in the ethnic section of your grocery store. It comes in a glass bottle.

Es muy bueno.. muy muy bueno.. 😀

Heck yeah boi. My favorite beach side burrito shack has Jarrito's and the pineapple is perfect with an Insane burrito after a good session. I would prefer a brew with it, but never drink *any amount* and drive, or after a good workout while still dehydrated.