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Pineapple Soda.

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Calculator83

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Tastes like a slice of heaven. Honestly, I like it more than sex, video cards, my 3007wfp, and fifa, combined. WOW.

The one I recently just tried was the discount soda brand, "SUNPOP" from stopnshop.
 
Originally posted by: Calculator83
Tastes like a slice of heaven. Honestly, I like it more than sex, video cards, my 3007wfp, and fifa, combined. WOW.

The one I recently just tried was the discount soda brand, "SUNPOP" from stopnshop.
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I like it more than sex

You're not doing it right.
 
Man, I had some pineapple soda a few weeks ago... tasted like the shittiest girly cocktail ever. Would not recommend.
 
Pretty much all the soft drinks with some degree of pineapple flavor have been too sweet for me. I would rank it above FIFA, though...
 
Originally posted by: poopaskoopa
Pretty much all the soft drinks with some degree of pineapple flavor have been too sweet for me. I would rank it above FIFA, though...
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Obviously not enough everclear in there if you still tatse anything afterwards.
 
It' is sweet, that was the point i'm sure. Which is a great portion of reason I like it. Sugery drinks is my vice. I can't bare the world without it.
 
Originally posted by: Calculator83
It' is sweet, that was the point i'm sure. Which is a great portion of reason I like it. Sugery drinks is my vice. I can't bare the world without it.
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sex> any soda unless its drinking/pouring soda while sexing
 
I like pineapple anything, yet I've never had a pineapple soda that (a) tasted like pineapple, or (b) tasted worth a shit.

Pineapple juice on the other hand...(or POG, whether pineapple, orange, guava or passion fruit, orange, guava FTW!)
 
Originally posted by: BoomerD
I like pineapple anything, yet I've never had a pineapple soda that (a) tasted like pineapple, or (b) tasted worth a shit.

Pineapple juice on the other hand...(or POG, whether pineapple, orange, guava or passion fruit, orange, guava FTW!)
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Mmmmm passion fruit is good.
 
The only pineapple soda I've had is Jupina, its good for a while but I have to take a break from it because the sweetness just starts to disgust me, so one two liter a month would do fine.

My dad always gets banana soda from a small Haitian shop...I'd take that soda over any other soda any day.
 
Originally posted by: waffleironhead
BS the op has never had sex or they wouldnt have written that.
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I think it is you whose never had sex. Because Anyone who has would Agree that there are things that top it quite often.
 
Originally posted by: Calculator83
Originally posted by: waffleironhead
BS the op has never had sex or they wouldnt have written that.
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I think it is you whose never had sex. Because Anyone who has would Agree that there are things that top it quite often.
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:Q


NOT if it's done right...
 
Originally posted by: Calculator83
Originally posted by: waffleironhead
BS the op has never had sex or they wouldnt have written that.
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I think it is you whose never had sex. Because Anyone who has would Agree that there are things that top it quite often.
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Like real sex?
 
Originally posted by: Aquila76
Originally posted by: Calculator83
Originally posted by: waffleironhead
BS the op has never had sex or they wouldnt have written that.
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I think it is you whose never had sex. Because Anyone who has would Agree that there are things that top it quite often.
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Like real sex?
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Yes,, I've had sex,, and i sometimes want a sandwich a whole lot more. That's the kinda point i'm trying to make. But in this case it is an extreme where Pineapple soda is a superior good compared to sex. Not that I consider women objects, they're just apparently so in our society.
 
Pineapple Shasta for teh wins, if for nothing else than it comes in a 3 liter bottle and can usually be had for a bucks + tax + CRV

I am a Soda fanatic, I even paid to have Melo Yelo shipped from the south to cali. But better than sex? LOL no fucking way. That is absurd

 
Originally posted by: Calculator83
Originally posted by: waffleironhead
BS the op has never had sex or they wouldnt have written that.
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I think it is you whose never had sex. Because Anyone who has would Agree that there are things that top it quite often.
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While there are certainly things that top sex, I would have to conclude that if you think pineapple soda tops sex, you are, in fact, having sex incorrectly. Henry Weinhard's root beer is absolutely delicious, the best soda I can think of right now. If someone told me I had to choose between Weinhard's root beer and sex, there is almost no situation in which the root beer would win (unless I had just finished having sex and was thirsty, in which case the proper response would be "let me get a drink real quick and then I'll be good to go again").
 
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