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'pinched' a huge one. Need Plumber in Boston, MA area for unclog

SP33Demon

Lifer
It was of reasonable size and I have a shot at unclogging it. But I would like a plumber if its even worth the effort or more importantly, $$$ fee for plumber to show up at my house. Clog date was June 12th, so time is of essence.

Anyone know anyone in Boston, MA who has helped them unclog an overflowing toilet? I could prob spend a few hundy for a plumber to show up in my bathroom and maybe even give me advice about the correct fiber intake....

I'll go into details with the Plumber. But let me tell you, I only plopped 3 kids in the pool which isn't over the limit and then total BS clog. If I don't act soon, my flooded house will continue to smell like stinky pig.
 
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I witnessed the aftermath of a fat chick leaving behind an unflushable turd. It just spun around when flushed and dirtied the bowl, scraping and skidding on the porcelain with every revolution of the water. The turd was the thickness of a can of soda and a foot long. We needed a knife to chop it into pieces. That was years ago and we still remember her for that one reason. You may have to do the same to yours. Good luck.
 
I witnessed the aftermath of a fat chick leaving behind an unflushable turd. It just spun around when flushed and dirtied the bowl, scraping and skidding on the porcelain with every revolution of the water. The turd was the thickness of a can of soda and a foot long. We needed a knife to chop it into pieces. That was years ago and we still remember her for that one reason. You may have to do the same to yours. Good luck.

Wow wtf?! My turds are only as big as a TP roll. But total is a foot long too.

Who the hell was this girl and what did she eat?!
 
I'm living in some alternate universe where poop threads are all over the front page, and long-standing ATOT contributers...are....."missing".....instead of the ginormous troll.
 
Wow wtf?! My turds are only as big as a TP roll. But total is a foot long too.

Who the hell was this girl and what did she eat?!

I dont know but the turd was the consistency of dried pressed play-dough and it just refused to fit in the hole to flush down. She was this fat russian chick.
 
Usually I get the toilet brush and mash the poo up.

Proceed to throw it away and tell roommates one of their drunk friends stole our toilet brush. They then buy a new one.
 
On a side note, now that I've moved to the UK I don't think it is possible for me to clog a toilet again.

The pipes here (and the toilet hole) must be 8" in diameter. I would literally have to fill the toilet bowl with crap in order for it to clog.
 
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