Pigs to be trained to guard Jewish settlements

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tnitsuj

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: tnitsuj
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Kenazo
Only in Israel..
If they could train the pigs to actually attack, wow. I grew up on a pig farm, and one of our boars did quite a number on my dad with his tusks, with out even meaning too. I can only imagine what would happen if the boar was a trained fighter.

Not to mention every person it bites would be going to hell. I'm surprised they have not tried this earlier

You know little of Islam don't you? Contact with pork does not in and of itself mean anything.

Look again

biting doesn't matter either. Besides, can pigs even bite people?

 

Bulk Beef

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Originally posted by: tnitsuj
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: tnitsuj
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Kenazo
Only in Israel..
If they could train the pigs to actually attack, wow. I grew up on a pig farm, and one of our boars did quite a number on my dad with his tusks, with out even meaning too. I can only imagine what would happen if the boar was a trained fighter.

Not to mention every person it bites would be going to hell. I'm surprised they have not tried this earlier

You know little of Islam don't you? Contact with pork does not in and of itself mean anything.

Look again

biting doesn't matter either. Besides, can pigs even bite people?

And when you got your six pieces you got to get rid of them. Cause it's no
good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the
best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the
sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads
of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do
this afterwards of course, but you don't to go sifting through pig sh*t now do you? They
will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one
sitting, so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that
weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can
consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression "As greedy
as a pig".
 

Kenazo

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And when you got your six pieces you got to get rid of them. Cause it's no
good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the
best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the
sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads
of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do
this afterwards of course, but you don't to go sifting through pig sh*t now do you? They
will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one
sitting, so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that
weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can
consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression "As greedy
as a pig".
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Read the book Hannibal?
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: tnitsuj
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: tnitsuj
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Kenazo
Only in Israel..
If they could train the pigs to actually attack, wow. I grew up on a pig farm, and one of our boars did quite a number on my dad with his tusks, with out even meaning too. I can only imagine what would happen if the boar was a trained fighter.

Not to mention every person it bites would be going to hell. I'm surprised they have not tried this earlier

You know little of Islam don't you? Contact with pork does not in and of itself mean anything.

Look again

biting doesn't matter either. Besides, can pigs even bite people?

I'm pretty sure exchanging bodily fluids with a swine will get you damned in Islam. A cleric might be able to cleanse you though.

You tell me if he bites
 

Aimster

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For you people talking like you know what you are talking about..

a Muslim can touch a pig. A muslim can touch a dog. A muslim who eats pork without knowing it will not be sent to hell. A muslim who gets shot by a pig bullet(?) or covered in pig blood will still go to heaven.


 

Chadder007

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Kenazo
Only in Israel..
If they could train the pigs to actually attack, wow. I grew up on a pig farm, and one of our boars did quite a number on my dad with his tusks, with out even meaning too. I can only imagine what would happen if the boar was a trained fighter.

Not to mention every person it bites would be going to hell. I'm surprised they have not tried this earlier

"Oh noes!!! Its a suicide bomber.....start oinking!!!!"
Snort Weee Snort snort Weeeee
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: Aimster
For you people talking like you know what you are talking about..

a Muslim can touch a pig. A muslim can touch a dog. A muslim who eats pork without knowing it will not be sent to hell. A muslim who gets shot by a pig bullet(?) or covered in pig blood will still go to heaven.

Click me

Some clerics have "interpreted" it that way because it is convenient for them
 

Aimster

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Aimster
For you people talking like you know what you are talking about..

a Muslim can touch a pig. A muslim can touch a dog. A muslim who eats pork without knowing it will not be sent to hell. A muslim who gets shot by a pig bullet(?) or covered in pig blood will still go to heaven.

Click me

Some clerics have "interpreted" it that way because it is convenient for them

That link just says Muslims cannot eat pork and it describes halal meat.
Muslims cannot eat pork and I think Jews and Muslims have to eat halal meat, Jews call it something else.. but you can find them both at a grocery store.
That doesn't mean you can't touch the animal.




 

roboninja

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Originally posted by: Shiva112
it amazes me how cultures can "outlaw" a certain animal to point where you'd go to hell if you touch it. Its just a poor dumb animal. No dumber or dirtier than the next one.

The Pork industry had bad lobbyists when the religion was formed. Anyone who thinks anything else: I have a bridge to sell you.

You would think that with their common views on "bad meats", the Muslims and Jews could just get along
:p
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: roboninja
Originally posted by: Shiva112
it amazes me how cultures can "outlaw" a certain animal to point where you'd go to hell if you touch it. Its just a poor dumb animal. No dumber or dirtier than the next one.

The Pork industry had bad lobbyists when the religion was formed. Anyone who thinks anything else: I have a bridge to sell you.

You would think that with their common views on "bad meats", the Muslims and Jews could just get along
:p

Maybe old Arafat and Sharon can sit down to some ribs and a brewsky and kick back to watch some Monday night football
 

datalink7

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Originally posted by: Aimster
For you people talking like you know what you are talking about..

a Muslim can touch a pig. A muslim can touch a dog. A muslim who eats pork without knowing it will not be sent to hell. A muslim who gets shot by a pig bullet(?) or covered in pig blood will still go to heaven.

Well, you aren't allowed to touch a dog or be touched by a dog during prayer at least. Or so one Muslim informed me.
 

Maverick

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Shiva112
it amazes me how cultures can "outlaw" a certain animal to point where you'd go to hell if you touch it. Its just a poor dumb animal. No dumber or dirtier than the next one.

Or one that will allow fat juicy succulent cows to wander the street while it's citizens go hungry.

You make it seem as if those hungry citizens are dying to eat the beef. To them the thought of eating beef is as disgusting as the thought of eating rat meat is to you.
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: VioletAura
Jewish settlements are already guarded by pigs... they are called the IDF.

The same pigs that stomp on all those cockroaches that strap bombs on their shells and crawl through pig crap?
 

mrCide

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God, this is why you don't post anything political/news in ATOT.. what a sad thread.

..Not that P&N readers are much better..
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: mrCide
God, this is why you don't post anything political/news in ATOT.. what a sad thread.

..Not that P&N readers are much better..

They whine and b!tch more