Piers Morgan: unemployed

Page 5 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.

Fern

Elite Member
Sep 30, 2003
26,907
173
106
Might want to have a look at this pdf of a court ruling where the judge has found that DHS is actually aiding in the illegal transportation/smuggling of illegal immigrant children. When the illegals are apprehended at the border by border and customs agents DHS was called. Instead of arresting & deporting DHS delivered the kids to the illegal parents here in the USA:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/interactive/2013/12/19/judge-hanen-order-on-child-smuggling/

Fern
 

werepossum

Elite Member
Jul 10, 2006
29,873
463
126
GEICO's gecko doesn't have an Ozzie accent, it's a British (Cockney) accent:
http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/2006/geico-gecko-voiced-by-jake-wood/

Fern
Did not know that.

These people disagree:

The president of a union for ICE
An immigration expert testifying in federal court under oath
Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee


http://www.nationalreview.com/artic...n-inflating-deportation-numbers-andrew-stiles

Fern
Plus they are increasingly relying on self-deportation letters. Sending an illegal a letter to self-deport and then counting them as deported is mind-bogglingly dishonest.

Might want to have a look at this pdf of a court ruling where the judge has found that DHS is actually aiding in the illegal transportation/smuggling of illegal immigrant children. When the illegals are apprehended at the border by border and customs agents DHS was called. Instead of arresting & deporting DHS delivered the kids to the illegal parents here in the USA:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/interactive/2013/12/19/judge-hanen-order-on-child-smuggling/

Fern
LOL Not at all surprised. The progressive movement is aimed squarely at destroying America as it has historically existed, apparently in favor of a socialist third world nation. It's Ted Kennedy's one achievement - if you can't convince the voters, just bring in new voters.
 

Theb

Diamond Member
Feb 28, 2006
3,533
9
76
Jeremy Clarkson weighs in.

7NMAgOb.jpg
 

werepossum

Elite Member
Jul 10, 2006
29,873
463
126
Jeremy Clarkson is even a bigger egomaniac asshole then Piers and Bill O'Riley combined.
Um, no. Jeremy Clarkson is a very entertaining man who understands that a show starring him is not a show ABOUT him. Piers Morgan cannot even conceive of such. Jeremy Clarkson is perfectly capable of intentionally making himself the butt of a joke on his own show; Piers Morgan makes no bones that the purpose of his show is to tell everyone what to think. In the annals of egomaniac assholery there are few to equal Morgan's lofty position, whereas as Clarkson isn't even mentioned in the fine print.
 

Phanuel

Platinum Member
Apr 25, 2008
2,304
2
0
Jeremy Clarkson is an ass, the fun kind of ass you want to hang around.

Piers is just an ass hat, nobody wants to hang around that.
 

Thebobo

Lifer
Jun 19, 2006
18,592
7,673
136
Um, no. Jeremy Clarkson is a very entertaining man who understands that a show starring him is not a show ABOUT him. Piers Morgan cannot even conceive of such. Jeremy Clarkson is perfectly capable of intentionally making himself the butt of a joke on his own show; Piers Morgan makes no bones that the purpose of his show is to tell everyone what to think. In the annals of egomaniac assholery there are few to equal Morgan's lofty position, whereas as Clarkson isn't even mentioned in the fine print.

If he is such a entertaining saint why post a childish gloating tattle tale article like that? Did you read it? What was the point? To me it just says Clarkson is a bigger douchebag then Morgan if that is possible.
 

werepossum

Elite Member
Jul 10, 2006
29,873
463
126
If he is such a entertaining saint why post a childish gloating tattle tale article like that? Did you read it? What was the point? To me it just says Clarkson is a bigger douchebag then Morgan if that is possible.
Because Morgan had just written one about Clarkson - they have an ongoing and very public feud - and Morgan's firing gave him the opportunity to make a perfect response. And I never said he is a saint, merely not in Morgan's class in assholery.
 

WelshBloke

Lifer
Jan 12, 2005
30,335
7,987
136
Fuck that. We dont need another unemployed illegal.

I don't remember us offering you a warranty on him. Send him to Mexico or Canada or someplace just not here.
You stopped us from using America as a penal colony so we had to go and set some up in Australia and then they stopped us from sending our reprobates there as well so what are we supposed to do with the fucker if you send him back?
No. We've got rid of him, he's your problem now. :p
 

TerryMathews

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
11,473
2
0
I don't remember us offering you a warranty on him. Send him to Mexico or Canada or someplace just not here.
You stopped us from using America as a penal colony so we had to go and set some up in Australia and then they stopped us from sending our reprobates there as well so what are we supposed to do with the fucker if you send him back?
No. We've got rid of him, he's your problem now. :p

As long as you all won't start bitching about his "human" rights, I have no problem sticking his ass in Gitmo.
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
68,145
10
81
I don't remember us offering you a warranty on him. Send him to Mexico or Canada or someplace just not here.
You stopped us from using America as a penal colony so we had to go and set some up in Australia and then they stopped us from sending our reprobates there as well so what are we supposed to do with the fucker if you send him back?
No. We've got rid of him, he's your problem now. :p

fine. he can set up a show in Canada. fuck them anyway for sending is Bieber. I think it's only fair we ship Morgan up north.
 

Geosurface

Diamond Member
Mar 22, 2012
5,776
4
0
The progressive movement is aimed squarely at destroying America as it has historically existed, apparently in favor of a socialist third world nation. It's Ted Kennedy's one achievement - if you can't convince the voters, just bring in new voters.

Exactly. You could not have put it better.

And it's frustrating how difficult it is to get progs to wake up to what the policies and politicians they support are doing to our nation. Doing to the entire western world.

I'm fairly amazed that I managed to wake up to it. I was as far gone as a person could be.
 

Thebobo

Lifer
Jun 19, 2006
18,592
7,673
136
Originally Posted by werepossum View Post
The progressive movement is aimed squarely at destroying America as it has historically existed, apparently in favor of a socialist third world nation. It's Ted Kennedy's one achievement - if you can't convince the voters, just bring in new voters.

Exactly. You could not have put it better.

And it's frustrating how difficult it is to get progs to wake up to what the policies and politicians they support are doing to our nation. Doing to the entire western world.

I'm fairly amazed that I managed to wake up to it. I was as far gone as a person could be.

Where did you find that post and what does that have to do with Piers Morgan: unemployed?
 

werepossum

Elite Member
Jul 10, 2006
29,873
463
126
Where did you find that post and what does that have to do with Piers Morgan: unemployed?
#102 this thread. It was in response to Fern's link about Obama's ICE intercepting illegal children crossing the border and rather than sending them back, delivering them to their illegal parents. Which in turn was in response to ElFenix's claim that Obama is on track to deport more illegals than any other President. Which was in response to Shortylickens' post about Obama flat out stating that he was not going to deport illegals. Which was in response to Who?'s post stating that the Constitution puts limits as to what the federal government can do regarding gun control, which obviously stands only insofar as the administration is following the law. Which was in response to various comments about Morgan's constant beating the anti-gun drum, which was his specialization even though he was fully on board with every proggie issue.

Do try to keep up.
 

FAQdaworld

Member
Jan 23, 2014
52
0
0
I've always thought of Piers Morgan as a radio shock jock type of thing. Nobody really likes to listen to or watch his antics, but you watched him because he was edgy. I never heard an intelligible word come from his mouth, and I never watched him; so I can't say I'm sad to see him go.