I am bleeding red and navy, Red Sox is my team,
I hope we feed David Wells enough donuts so he'll run out of steam,
Mike Mussina was always overrated that big dumb moose,
Pedro will take this fool to school and who do you think baseball experts will choose?
Roger Clemens can't tell the difference between a bat and a ball,
Too bad he'll be entering as a Red Sox whether he likes or not in the hall.
Mariano Rivera considered the most dominant closer today is just stupid has heck
he overuses that cutter of his which Manny Ramirez will launch into upper deck...
Bernie Williams can hit the tunes with his sweet jazz
but probably couldn't hit anything Wakefield throws his sissy ass...