Pickup Lines

[faenix]

I'd love to hear some good ole pick up lines (I said punchlines before, sorry for being so stupid, lol)

Please if you can, leave out the cliché'd ones like "You're like a traffic ticket, you have fine written all over you."

Truth is, I'd love to use some new ones myself. 😉

Any contributions to this thread would be appreciated.

 

[ApacheXMD]

Originally posted by: faenix
I'd love to hear some good ole punchlines.

Please if you can, leave out the cliché'd ones like "You're like a traffic ticket, you have fine written all over you."

Truth is, I'd love to use some new ones myself. 😉

Any contributions to this thread would be appreciated.

punchline

-patchy

 

[spunkz]

rofls

 

[Jhill]

RECTUM?, Damn near killed EM!

 

[jadinolf]

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

 

[NoReMoRsE]

And so the guy said, "I'm not a man after all!"

ROFL!!!!

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: faenix
I'd love to hear some good ole punchlines.

Please if you can, leave out the cliché'd ones like "You're like a traffic ticket, you have fine written all over you."

Truth is, I'd love to use some new ones myself. 😉

Any contributions to this thread would be appreciated.

Er i think you mean pickup lines? Maybe that's why a google search isn't coming up with what you want.

 

[bmacd]

lol...is the guy looking for the ends to a bunch of jokes or pickup lines? I hope he knows the difference when he's with a girl 😉

-=bmacd=-

 

[Murphy Durphy]

Is your dad a baker, cuz baby you got nice buns! 😉

 

[klah]

How do you like your eggs in the morning... scrambled, or fertilized.

 

[MournSanity]

Originally posted by: klah
How do you like your eggs in the morning... scrambled, or fertilized.

LOL!

 

[anxi80]

my love for you is like diarrhea, i cant hold it in.

 

[slydecix]

to get to the other side

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: klah
How do you like your eggs in the morning... scrambled, or fertilized.

:laugh:

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

[faenix]

Yeah it's pickup lines. I knew it sounded wrong! Sorry guys for the dumb mistake 😀

 

[Ranger X]

Are your parents assholes cuz you're the sh|t

(not mine .. just heard it once)

 

[oniq]

Originally posted by: faenix
Yeah it's pickup lines. I knew it sounded wrong! Sorry guys for the dumb mistake 😀

If you can't even get the word right, don't even bother trying any ;D

 

[amcdonald]

My favorite is.....

Hey, you're not that sweaty for a fat chick. let's bump uglies.

 

[djheater]

My parents are worth millions <--- this one works, if it's true.

Obligartory: Nice shoes, wanna fvck?

 

[GasX]

I have over 13000 post on a nerd forum. Want to help me lose my virginity?

 

[azazyel]

My Favorite:

Those clothes look very becomming on you, but of course if I was on you I would be cumming too.

 

[virtueixi]

Hurry up and take your close off, I need to have sex every half hour or I die.

 

[edmicman]

want to have your belly button tickled from the inside?

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
I have over 13000 post on a nerd forum. Want to help me lose my virginity?

It's gonna happen for you..

one day..

😀