Pickle Slicer

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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one

day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle

slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too

embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.


One day a few weeks later, Bill came home. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my

penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh... she got fired too."
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
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Brutuskend Approved! This joke must suck then! :evil:

:p

Cheers Vespasian :beer:
 

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Originally posted by: Vespasian
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Vespasian
Originally posted by: dighn
heh didn't see it coming

7/`10

Would it have been funnier if you had seen it coming? :confused:

must... resist... dirty... joke...
You don't have a joke in mind. You just think it's funny whenever you see the word "come."

that's funny coming from a guy whose nickname is french for 'pay toilet'
 
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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Vespasian
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Vespasian
Originally posted by: dighn
heh didn't see it coming

7/`10

Would it have been funnier if you had seen it coming? :confused:

must... resist... dirty... joke...
You don't have a joke in mind. You just think it's funny whenever you see the word "come."

that's funny coming from a guy whose nickname is french for 'pay toilet'
According to Babel Fish, "pay toilet" in French is "toilette de salaire." :wine:
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