Picking Up Chicks

[randay]

Originally posted by: UDT89
how about this.

just go up to a girl and say, "Hi, I'm (insert your name) and you are.......?" then when she gives her name start a convo. Like "are you from around here?" do you rent/own, you work in the area? what do you do for a living? do you like it? do you have any future career goals? what do you do for fun?

but you gotta have fun with it. be witty. like if she doesnt give you her name just make one up and call her that. and see if she responds to it. if she does say since you're making my life difficult i decided to call you Rebecca.

etc etc etc. and if you cant converse off of her answers then shes not for you.

Now if ur just looking to get laid. thats a whole different ball game.

me - Hi, I'm Fabio and you are?
her - ...
me - So why don't we go back to your place?
her - ....
me - Got any money on you?
her - ....
me - Alright toots, listen up, your breakin my balls here, we gonna shag or what?

 

[pinion9]

Is it possible to find yourself a quadrapalegic? That would be an easy score right there...

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: nonnormman
No, I'm 18 and I've never had the slightest interest in any of the women I've seen over the years. However, I love the benifits of not wasting money on dates, gifts, or bithdays.

that means your gay.

 

[Ragnarok2]

Alright to answer some questions here. First off, me and my buddies are 17. With that being said, we're not yet fully mature, and we love screwing around around town. We're not metrosexuals, and yet we don't resemble anything like the nerds from the Fear of Girls video. I've had two chicks in my life before for a short while(both moved...seriously) but they kinda came to me.

I HAVE however noticed that half of the girls in my school are Bi and that gay guys in our school could get more pussy(if they wanted to) than us straight guys. Chicks just swarm around them.

We're not really of age to go to night clubs yet, so we're gonna need other ways to get laid.

Thanks for all suggestions(and stupid jokes...make me laugh at least) :beer:

 

[Ragnarok2]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: nonnormman
No, I'm 18 and I've never had the slightest interest in any of the women I've seen over the years. However, I love the benifits of not wasting money on dates, gifts, or bithdays.

Exactly, that means more money for gamecube games

 

[nonnormman]

No, I don't like men or women because I'm asexual. There are millions of people who are like me, but no one wants to hear about them.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Goto the mall or soemthing. I remember in high school we prowled the mall every weekend. The girls thought we were awesome just for starting a conversation. Thats all you have to do in high school. JUST TALK TO THEM and DON EJECT THE CONVERSATION. STAY IN UNTIL YOU GET DIGITS OR YOU GET THEM TO GO SOMEWHERE WITH YOU.

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: nonnormman
No, I don't like men or women because I'm asexual. There's millions like me in this country, but no one wants to hear about us.

Do you whack it?

Have you ever even slept with a chick?

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: nonnormman
No, I don't like men or women because I'm asexual. There are millions of people who are like me, but no one wants to hear about them.

doesn't asexual mean you reproduce with yourself? thats kinda gross man.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: nonnormman
No, I don't like men or women because I'm asexual. There are millions of people who are like me, but no one wants to hear about them.

our species didnt survive over hundreds of thousands of years by producing millions of asexual humans. Trust me your gay you just havent figured it out yet.

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: nkgreen

Originally posted by: nonnormman
No, I don't like men or women because I'm asexual. There are millions of people who are like me, but no one wants to hear about them.

doesn't asexual mean you reproduce with yourself? thats kinda gross man.

I bet he tucks it sometimes and stands in front of the mirror naked, singing "I'm so pretty" and dancing around.

Bah, you are probably better off not reproducing. No hard feelings. It is just odd. And, seriously, you might be gay. Do you like to watch Will and Grace? Do you think Ellen is funny? Did you cry for Siegfried and Roy?

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: nonnormman
No, I don't like men or women because I'm asexual. There are millions of people who are like me, but no one wants to hear about them.

our species didnt survive over hundreds of thousands of years by producing millions of asexual humans. Trust me your gay you just havent figured it out yet.

Is this where you offer to help him find out who he really is with a caring individual in a controlled environment where no really means no?

 

[nonnormman]

I'd rather kiss my dog than engage in sexual activities with a man.

Me being a homosexual=oxymoron

 

[TheNinja]

TheNinja's guide to picking up chicks:

1. Go out to a bar or a dojo
2. Make a friendly comment about her blouse
3. Offer to buy her a drink or possibly a dinner platter at The Sizzler (if she is really hot)
4. Invite her back to your dojo
5. Wail on guitar with a 1980s power ballad
6. French...HARD
7. Dry Grind for about 2 or 3 minutes
8. Pork!!
9. Friggin' book

 

[Ragnarok2]

Originally posted by: nonnormman
I'd rather kiss my dog than engage in sexual activities with a man.

Me being a homosexual=oxymoron

Do you look at porn at least? Try and Google "Fleshlight". You're welcome.

 

[nonnormman]

You are sick!!!

 

[Ragnarok2]

Originally posted by: nonnormman
You are sick!!!

I am ssssuper-ssick

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: Ragnarok2

Originally posted by: nonnormman
You are sick!!!

I am ssssuper-ssick

Stop it! Your lisp is making his pants tight!

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: nonnormman
I'd rather kiss my dog than engage in sexual activities with a man.

Me being a homosexual=oxymoron

I thought you were asexual? Maybe you like teh beastiality? Hmmm? A little bit of man's best friend action? Hmmmm? A little bit o' the doggy style? Hmmm?

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
He's this guy *NSFW*

I remember seeing that and the first reply was WHAT THE FVCK

 

[nonnormman]

Are you saying all asexual people are homosexuals?

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: nonnormman
Are you saying all asexual people are homosexuals?

No, not at all. But you bring up a valid point, so yes.

You are just afraid to admit you are gay so you go all asexual. But BAM! A few drinks in you and you are singing show tunes and praising Judy Garland!

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: nonnormman
Are you saying all asexual people are homosexuals?

No, not at all. But you bring up a valid point, so yes.

You are just afraid to admit you are gay so you go all asexual. But BAM! A few drinks in you and you are singing show tunes and praising Judy Garland!

Maybe you are both asexual and homosexual at the same time. That would make you ahomosexual. Which is what you are. A homosexual.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: nonnormman
I'd rather kiss my dog than engage in sexual activities with a man.

Me being a homosexual=oxymoron

Is your dog a dude?

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: nonnormman
I'd rather kiss my dog than engage in sexual activities with a man.

Me being a homosexual=oxymoron

Is your dog a dude?

Notice he said "than...with a man.
Would you prefer a...boy? There are many men out there that will role play with you. You can be the boy, he can be the boy, whatever.