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I like the old hey you got something on your shirt *she looks down* you then proceed to hit her chin lightly with yoru finger. Then just go right into a story about something or other.
 
<Chuck Norris>
Now.
</Chuck Norris>


<Quagmire>
Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd look good on you.

Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

Beauty is only a light switch away.

Hi, my name is Chance. Do I have one?

Can you count? Then you better coudn on spending the night.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
</Quagmire>
 
Originally posted by: Mo0o
"Let's get to know each other so you can consider me a friend at which time we can cuddle and shower without any sort of sexual pay off, forcing me to seek advice on anandtech by chronicling every mundane thing that happens between us."

Works everytime
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OMGLMFAO!!!!!!!
 
"hi, my name is mjuszczak...oh nevermind" 😀

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1824353&enterthread=y

for the shower reference, check out the 3/19/06 update in the OP

For the lazy:
After that, I showered and we went to dinner. I forgot to tell all of you that she lived with me at one point, and was very comforatable with taking "showers" with me. But they would always be "I would turn the other way, she would wash herself, get out, then I would do me." So she obviously trusted me..... but....... TRUSTED me.
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You look a little tired, why don't you crawl up my leg and hit the sack?

And for the math geeks:
I wish I were your derivative, 'cause I'd be touching all your curves.

Do you think you could help me out with my integration? I'm having trouble summing up my love with respect to U.
 
Ok, this one needs some setup:

First your friend stands within view some distance away
Then you tap the girl on the shoulder, as if you're about to ask for directions
You point to your friend and say, "You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."

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Another one

You: Excuse me, do you have a peach?
Her: No (probably confused)
You: Well, how about a date?
 
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Mo0o
"Let's get to know each other so you can consider me a friend at which time we can cuddle and shower without any sort of sexual pay off, forcing me to seek advice on anandtech by chronicling every mundane thing that happens between us."

Works everytime
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OMGLMFAO!!!!!!!
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I knew we were here for a reason.:laugh:
 
Clubs are usually so loud it is hard to carry on a conversation.

"Hey, My name is xxx. I am here with a bunch of friends so I don't really have time to talk to you but you should give me your number so I can call you later."

Then walk away.



I usually condense it even more but it works fine for me.
 
Originally posted by: Mo0o
"Let's get to know each other so you can consider me a friend at which time we can cuddle and shower without any sort of sexual pay off, forcing me to seek advice on anandtech by chronicling every mundane thing that happens between us."

Works everytime
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Are you making fun of me?
 
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