pick up lines!

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Cabages
Yep, I guess you missed that part. He really did. Pretty pathetic huh?

Like, butt naked showering, or some kinda wussy "wear boxers/bikini/etc" crap?

Either way, he's a pussy - I'm just trying to determine the exact magnitude. :laugh:

- M4H

 

[NFS4]

My personal favorite

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: NFS4
My personal favorite

I need to make a 1080p version of that😀

 

[Cabages]

Ya, naked and everything. They sleep in the same bed too.

 

[imported_malcontent]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Mo0o
"Let's get to know each other so you can consider me a friend at which time we can cuddle and shower without any sort of sexual pay off, forcing me to seek advice on anandtech by chronicling every mundane thing that happens between us."

Works everytime

Wait, wait, wtf. I know the thread to which you're referring.

Did I skim over the part where he shared a f***ing shower with this chick and didn't make her squeal?

If that's true, he needs to turn in the twig and berries right the f*** now.

- M4H

Indeed. He actually saw it as a good thing because she "trusted" him.

This actually happened? Say it ain't so!

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: LSUfan
Can I buy you a drink so I look better?

Haha, I like that.

I just heard this one and wanna try it in a club setting:
You: Hey, what's up?
She kinda shrugs you off
You: What's the matter? I might not be the best looking guy in the club, but I am the only one talking to you.

Also wanna try this:
You: Hey, wanna dance?
Her: No, no, I'm alright.
You: No, you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants.

 

[tfcmasta97]

lets play war, i'll lay back and you blow the hell out of me

 

[fitzov]

My wife threw me out. Can I crash at your place?

 

[Delita]

Originally posted by: tfcmasta97
lets play war, i'll lay back and you blow the hell out of me

Hahaha

"Hey my magic watch says your not wearing any panties....oh you are? Must be an hour fast"

 

[spacejamz]

can you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap hotel room...

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: flawlssdistortn
Hi.

Best one.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Mo0o
"Let's get to know each other so you can consider me a friend at which time we can cuddle and shower without any sort of sexual pay off, forcing me to seek advice on anandtech by chronicling every mundane thing that happens between us."

Works everytime

Wait, wait, wtf. I know the thread to which you're referring.

Did I skim over the part where he shared a f***ing shower with this chick and didn't make her squeal?

If that's true, he needs to turn in the twig and berries right the f*** now.

- M4H

Indeed. He actually saw it as a good thing because she "trusted" him.

Jeebus. :Q I missed that part too.

:shocked:

That's.... amazing. He's either the most modest guy on the planet, or homosexual.

 

[MazerRackham]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: quentinterintino

Originally posted by: Jeff7
*ahem*

"Stick our your butt."



Thank you, thank you.

Huh? What's that from?

A sort of piece of ATOT history. With a mispelling I see. Yay for me.
Editing time.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Cabages
Yep, I guess you missed that part. He really did. Pretty pathetic huh?

Like, butt naked showering, or some kinda wussy "wear boxers/bikini/etc" crap?

Either way, he's a pussy - I'm just trying to determine the exact magnitude. :laugh:

- M4H

anybody have a link...? I don't know how i miss these when i spend hours a day on at

 

[Jeff7]

"Excuse me....Do farts have lumps?"

 

[ntdz]

I love you.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

end thread.

 

[JLGatsby]

"I'm JLGatsby."

It will get you those panties everytime.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
"I'm JLGatsby."

It will get you those panties everytime.

Can I use it too?

 

[l Xes l]

me luv u long time?

 

[fire400]

half these posts were sex oriented, I wonder how many of you boys actually participate in pornographic material and personal abuse?

 

[Cristatus]

Ok, so this nice looking chick knows one of my mates, and she comes over. So I go into this room, and ask her:

"what you think of pick up lines"

and we had a small convo before she asked me, and I say, I would do the following:

fall on the ground, all of a sudden, and then when she picks you up, you just look dumbfounded, and when she asks you what happens, say: I think I just fell in love.

She said: cute. And then I had to go cook some food.

 

[ViRaLRuSh]

"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
Because you could melt all.. this ..stuff."

 

[EngenZerO]

Originally posted by: PowerMacG5

Originally posted by: LSUfan
Can I buy you a drink so I look better?

Haha, I like that.

I just heard this one and wanna try it in a club setting:
You: Hey, what's up?
She kinda shrugs you off
You: What's the matter? I might not be the best looking guy in the club, but I am the only one talking to you.

Also wanna try this:
You: Hey, wanna dance?
Her: No, no, I'm alright.
You: No, you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants.

interesting... i wonder the reaction those will recieve...