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fire400

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"if you were a geek like me, I'd probably have a better chance with you, will you still go out with me, though?"

lame, lol
 
Originally posted by: fire400
"if you were a geek like me, I'd probably have a better chance with you, will you still go out with me, though?"

lame, lol
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thats a surefire way to get a blank stare.
 
"Hey, lame pickup line?"

Only used it once, the response was great though. She said, "huh" (predictably enough), and I said that it was traditional to have some sort of lame ass pickup line, but I really couldn't think of a good one. She thought it was funny, so I guess it worked.
 
touch girl on rear or chest and when she reacts say "i'm so sorry, i missed the day in kindergarten when they taught us to keep our hands to ourselves"
 
"Let's get to know each other so you can consider me a friend at which time we can cuddle and shower without any sort of sexual pay off, forcing me to seek advice on anandtech by chronicling every mundane thing that happens between us."

Works everytime
 
Originally posted by: Mo0o
"Let's get to know each other so you can consider me a friend at which time we can cuddle and shower without any sort of sexual pay off, forcing me to seek advice on anandtech by chronicling every mundane thing that happens between us."

Works everytime
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Wait, wait, wtf. I know the thread to which you're referring.

Did I skim over the part where he shared a f***ing shower with this chick and didn't make her squeal?

If that's true, he needs to turn in the twig and berries right the f*** now.

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Mo0o
"Let's get to know each other so you can consider me a friend at which time we can cuddle and shower without any sort of sexual pay off, forcing me to seek advice on anandtech by chronicling every mundane thing that happens between us."

Works everytime
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Wait, wait, wtf. I know the thread to which you're referring.

Did I skim over the part where he shared a f***ing shower with this chick and didn't make her squeal?

If that's true, he needs to turn in the twig and berries right the f*** now.

- M4H
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Indeed. He actually saw it as a good thing because she "trusted" him.
 
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