pick-up lines you've used in the past...

[anxi80]

my love for you is like diarrhea... i just cant hold it in.

 

[homercles337]

I have never used it but a drunken married friend of mine did:

"Hey, so, why dont you take that jacket off so we can see what youve got going on underneath?"

Personally, nothing beats intelligent conversation started by a nice compliment.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

I have a six-pack in my van.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Nice shoes...

Worked for my husband but we were already married at that point. 😉

One of the perks of being married to an OTer - we both find that to be a perfectly sensible opening line. 🙂

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: her209
You: "UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A B A SELECT START"

Her: What's that?

You: I was trying my cheat code to see if'd work on you.

Her: Well did it?

You: No. 🙁 I'm <insert name>, what's your name?

hahahahahha. man i can see this working.

 

[FusionKnight]

I once asked a pair of girls at a bar if they'd ever been penetrated, as per Quagmire in Family Guy. I didn't get slapped, but only because I mentioned that it was off FG. And no, it didn't work 😛

FK

 

[Vidda]

Originally posted by: RichUK
"Do you want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that comes up??

😱

 

[shadow9d9]

I've never used a pick up line. I am married now.

 

[imported_Ned Flanders]

Ok, I just made a good one up:

Scout out a girl who has just finished her drink. Walk over and say, "Hey can I have a taste of your drink". Hopefully the reply will be, "I don't have any left". Proceed to wink at the girl, and then move in for the kiss. If this does not work do the following:

Punch the girl until she is unconscious.
Carry her to a forest
Have your way with her
Kill her
Bury the body

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Ned Flanders
Ok, I just made a good one up:

Scout out a girl who has just finished her drink. Walk over and say, "Hey can I have a taste of your drink". Hopefully the reply will be, "I don't have any left". Proceed to wink at the girl, and then move in for the kiss. If this does not work do the following:

Punch the girl until she is unconscious.
Carry her to a forest
Have your way with her
Kill her
Bury the body

quoted for pending police investigation

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Ned Flanders
Ok, I just made a good one up:

Scout out a girl who has just finished her drink. Walk over and say, "Hey can I have a taste of your drink". Hopefully the reply will be, "I don't have any left". Proceed to wink at the girl, and then move in for the kiss. If this does not work do the following:

Punch the girl until she is unconscious.
Carry her to a forest
Have your way with her
Kill her
Bury the body

Why not just club her, drag her by the hair to your cave and... use your imagination from here.

 

[yosuke188]

You must be black because you just stole my heart.

 

[tigerslicer]

Originally posted by: yosuke188
You must be black because you just stole my heart.

I lol-ed.

I normally just look pretty and wait for a girl to come talk to me.

 

[SoulAssassin]

<walks over to girl> Hi, my name is xxxx. <points to friend on other side of the bar> Do you see my friend yyyy over there? He's a real good guy...he wants to know if you think I'm cute.

 

[jimbob200521]

Walk up to girl, stopping facing her. Look at her, look at your crotch, look at her, look at your crotch, look at her and finally say "Well it ain't gonna suck itself."

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Originally posted by: RichUK
"Do you want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up??

Thanks a lot. Everyone in the lab was looking at me ROTFLMAOing :|

 

[junkiefp]

Originally posted by: jimbob200521
Walk up to girl, stopping facing her. Look at her, look at your crotch, look at her, look at your crotch, look at her and finally say "Well it ain't gonna suck itself."

hahahahaha

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: jEct2
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Fixed.

 

[f4phantom2500]

Hey, I saw you blow me sitting over here by yourself blow me, thought maybe I could blow me buy you a drink?

 

[Motek]

"Hey do you like maths? Do you want to go to your room add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide our legs and multiply?" 🙂

 

[I Saw OJ]

Originally posted by: anxi80
my love for you is like diarrhea... i just cant hold it in.

I LOLed

 

[brutal]

*poke*
*pounce*
Why, hello there.
Are you single?
Did you hear that? She just invited us to dinner.
*punch*
etc.
I don't know. I don't really use openers. The game is entirely situational and best played in the moment. I've never been a fan of canned material.

When people open you, it's pretty much on. You just don't have to say anything too stupid. People want to be shagged; just make it easy for them.