iamwiz82
Lifer
- Jan 10, 2001
- 30,772
- 13
- 81
Lumberjack (Eric Idle):
I never wanted to be in such a shambolic sketch. I always wanted to be...a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree...as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The larch...the redwood...the mighty sequoia...with my best girl by my side! The giant deadwood, the spruce...the little Californian root tree! We'd sing, sing, sing!
[He is joined by his Girl (Carol Cleveland) and a Mountie Choir.]
Lumberjack:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir & Girl:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea.
Choir:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
And has buttered scones for tea.
Lumberjack:
[In unison with Choir]
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir:
[In unison with Lumberjack]
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Choir:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around in bars?
Lumberjack:
[In unison with Choir]
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir & Girl:
[In unison with Lumberjack]
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear papa.
Choir:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and a bra?
Mountie (John Cleese):
What kind of goddam pervert are you, you lousy commie fairy f****t...?!
All except Girl:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I never wanted to be in such a shambolic sketch. I always wanted to be...a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree...as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The larch...the redwood...the mighty sequoia...with my best girl by my side! The giant deadwood, the spruce...the little Californian root tree! We'd sing, sing, sing!
[He is joined by his Girl (Carol Cleveland) and a Mountie Choir.]
Lumberjack:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir & Girl:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea.
Choir:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
And has buttered scones for tea.
Lumberjack:
[In unison with Choir]
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir:
[In unison with Lumberjack]
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Choir:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around in bars?
Lumberjack:
[In unison with Choir]
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir & Girl:
[In unison with Lumberjack]
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear papa.
Choir:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and a bra?
Mountie (John Cleese):
What kind of goddam pervert are you, you lousy commie fairy f****t...?!
All except Girl:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
AreaCode707
Lifer
- Sep 21, 2001
- 18,447
- 133
- 106
Originally posted by: SaltBoy
LOL -- he actually looks almost like I pictured him. You, on the other hand, Mrs. Skoorb, look a LOT different than I thought. That's not a bad thing, either.
Uh oh, how did you have ME pictured?
Elfenix As for link not working, wait a bit and try it again. Damn tripod....
MichaelD
Lifer
- Jan 16, 2001
- 31,528
- 3
- 76
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Okay okay FINE!
Here are the damn wedding pics again...I look older now, I hope! I have shorter hair!
Wedding pics of the Skoorbs!
Tripod says you've used up all your bandwith for today.
Mike gets left out again. Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Okay okay FINE!
Here are the damn wedding pics again...I look older now, I hope! I have shorter hair!
Wedding pics of the Skoorbs!
Tripod says you've used up all your bandwith for today.
/me beats up SaltBoy, takes the cookie Ralli gave him, and hands it to Mike.
Better, ya big baby?
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Okay okay FINE!
Here are the damn wedding pics again...I look older now, I hope! I have shorter hair!
Wedding pics of the Skoorbs!
Tripod says you've used up all your bandwith for today.
Okay Mikey, lemme post one just for you.
Aves
Lifer
- Feb 7, 2001
- 12,233
- 31
- 101
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Okay okay FINE!
Here are the damn wedding pics again...I look older now, I hope! I have shorter hair!
Wedding pics of the Skoorbs!
Tripod says you've used up all your bandwith for today.
Okay Mikey, lemme post one just for you.
*ahem*
The wife of Skoorb should know better than to use Tripod!
- Mar 20, 2000
- 102,407
- 8,595
- 126
Originally posted by: Rallispec
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Rallispec
Originally posted by: SaltBoy
AAAHHH!! I JUST REALIZED: SKOORB = BROOKS spelled BACKWARDS
AAAHHH!!
/ hands saltboy a cookie
i want a cookie
what flavor?
aquama... ert... i mean, peanut butter.
Yes, I should have known better than to use Tripod...however the wife of Skoorb is also prone to LAZINESS!
Wedding pic 1
Wedding pic 2
Wedding pic 1
Wedding pic 2
I'd like to host one just to see the true measure of the AT-effect. You figure ANY time you post a picture of a girl around here it's going to get hammered *no pun intended*
If someone sends me a copy I'll put one up on one of our servers and then post a WebTrends traffic report after an hour or so to see how many people looked at it.
Edit: Scratch that. Too late I guess. Mrs. Skoorb already changed the host. Hehe.
If someone sends me a copy I'll put one up on one of our servers and then post a WebTrends traffic report after an hour or so to see how many people looked at it.
Edit: Scratch that. Too late I guess. Mrs. Skoorb already changed the host. Hehe.
SaltBoy
Diamond Member
- Aug 13, 2001
- 8,975
- 11
- 81
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Originally posted by: SaltBoy
LOL -- he actually looks almost like I pictured him. You, on the other hand, Mrs. Skoorb, look a LOT different than I thought. That's not a bad thing, either.
Uh oh, how did you have ME pictured?
I pictured you as older than than you look, for some reason, with blonde hair. Like in your mid-thirties or so. Skoorb himself was a little younger than I thought, too, but he had the somewhat dark-complexion and slicked-back black hair that I though he had.
Skoorb will be 25 in January and I will be 26 in April. 9 months in the difference.
My hair is actually a light brown or dark blond...Matt's is spiked in the front usually...for the wedding, it was long enough to brush back.
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