Physicists Successfully Store and Retrieve Nothing

[George P Burdell]

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For some inexplicable reason, my Physics III prof from last year is quoted in the last paragraph.

 

[xeemzor]

Are you going to repost everything from digg?

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: xeemzor
Are you going to repost everything from digg?

No, I'll start reposting everything from reddit soon.

 

[TXHokie]

I achieve this feat everyday.

 

[mh47g]

Originally posted by: TXHokie
I achieve this feat everyday.

Not much of a feat then is it.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: mh47g

Originally posted by: TXHokie
I achieve this feat everyday.

Not much of a feat then is it.

Well least an article isn't written over it.

 

[XZeroII]

XZeroII sucessfully doesn't fart and doesn't smell anything

 

[newb111]

Originally posted by: XZeroII
XZeroII sucessfully doesn't fart and doesn't smell anything

I beg to differ...you must not have been as successful as you thought.

 

[Jeff7]

Darn, I was hoping for an Onion link.


"Physicists today announced successful storage and restoration of nothing. The lead scientist hopes to store even greater quantities of nothing in the future, though there are concerns about how much nothing can be stored in a given volume. 'We're not sure what the maximum density of nothing is. If we put too much nothing into a certain volume, we might eventually wind up with something, and that something could be extremely dangerous. It might also turn out to be a cake. We just don't know, so we're being cautious.'
Today's record of storing zero units of nothing could potentially be quadrupled by the end of the month."

 

[Born2bwire]

This sounds like an excellent description of my thought process.

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: TXHokie
I achieve this feat everyday.

With your bank account, I presume.