Phrases that use the word "court?"

[Swag1138]

Lets court the marklar.

 

[RedRooster]

My wife and I went home for a quick courts before we went out.

I couldn't get it up last night so I rubbed a bit of courts on it.

 

[MacBaine]

I murdered my wife after I found out she was having an affair with my best friend's father, and after cutting her into several pieces, I buried her next to the tennis court.

 

[RedRooster]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
I murdered my wife after I found out she was having an affair with my best friend's father, and after cutting her into several pieces, I buried her next to the tennis court.

Hahaha!