Phrases that bring you happiness

[acemcmac]

On FedEx vehicle for delivery

list yours

 

[Leper Messiah]

Yes I'll give you head.

 

[CtK]

Do you want to fvck me??

 

[Midlander]

It's time to eat.

 

[Bozono]

Will serve you this time but please don't come back until tomorrow.

 

[meltdown75]

.. edit

He shoots, he scores!

 

[arcenite]

****** stole my bike

 

[vienna]

It's on the house

 

[Frosty3799]

'I brought the beer'

 

[Patt]

Take the rest of the day off ...
** or **
Next up on the tee: Patt 🙂🙂

 

[Baked]

My *name of relative* just died.

 

[ColdFusion718]

A woman saying, "Yup, I swallow. Want me to prove it?"

 

[C1Pendragon]

The Holiday Pay portion of paychecks.

Congratulations on winning an XBOX 360 from every10minutes.com

"School's out for Summer!"

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Do you want to fvck me??

 

[Argo]

Tonight, you can do that thing you always wanted to do, baby.

 

[illusion88]

Hott women: Everything think's you gay, I want you to proove otherwise.

 

[EatSpam]

Windfall profit tax

 

[Platypus]

'who wants another round?'

though I'm usually asking myself that question.

 

[Brazen]

mmnnmhnmm (gagging)

 

[Brazen]

Originally posted by: illusion88
Hott women: Everything think's you gay, I want you to proove otherwise.

Everything think's you no speak english, I want you to proove otherwise.

 

[Ausm]

My Ex Died


Ausm

 

[MaxDepth]

I'm not pregnant after all.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
I'm not pregnant after all.

:thumbsup:

 

[xSkyDrAx]

All your base are belong to us.

 

[Random Variable]

"Would you mind if my twin sister joined us?"