phone conversation with wife.

[leftyman]

her: you fell asleep early last night.

me: no I didn't

her: yes you did.

me: no, it was 11:30pm, just how late do I need to stay up?

her: no, it was 11:15.

me: hangs up phone.

 

[hg321]

Originally posted by: leftyman
her: you fell asleep early last night.

me: no I didn't

her: yes you did.

me: no, it was 11:30pm, just how late do I need to stay up?

her: no, it was 11:15.

me: hangs up phone.

I think I married her sister

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: leftyman
her: you fell asleep on the couch last night.

me: no I didn't

her: yes you did.

me: no, it was 11:30pm, just how late do I need to stay up?

her: no, it was 11:15.

me: hangs up phone.

Fixed for tomorrow morning's conversation.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: MrChad

Originally posted by: leftyman
her: you fell asl...

*click*

Fixed for tomorrow morning's conversation

I see your fix and raise you another.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Pointless Petty Arguments FTWTF?

- M4H

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Pointless Petty Arguments FTWTF?

- M4H

from the male perspective, yes.

 

[sixone]

Are you really missing the subtext here?

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: leftyman
her: you fell asleep early last night.

me: no I didn't

her: yes you did.

me: no, it was 11:30pm, just how late do I need to stay up?

her: no, it was 11:15.

me: hangs up phone.

Sounds like she wanted a piece of ass and you went to sleep?

 

[mrizvi66]

she wanted you last night and you fell asleep....tsk tsk.

 

[Lola]

bickering happens.
I admit to saying stupid stuff like that too.... don't even know why either.

 

[HannibalX]

My wife and I don't bicker because when she says something silly I don't respond.

 

[Nightfall]

Originally posted by: leftyman
her: you fell asleep early last night.

me: no I didn't

her: yes you did.

me: no, it was 11:30pm, just how late do I need to stay up?

her: no, it was 11:15.

me: hangs up phone.

her: (dials boyfriend) Can you come over?

Fixed again

 

[leftyman]

who says she didnt get some last night?

 

[Chunkee]

well...look forward to the day when...you just do not even bother to speak

like me..

wife: hi sweetie

me: yes?

wife: um blah blah blah blah...i saw this neat little outfit for Maggie...blah blah blah...it was blah blah blah..

me: sounds great, talk to you later...i have to go...click

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: leftyman
who says she didnt get some last night?

Sounds like she wanted more.

- M4H

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
bickering happens.
I admit to saying stupid stuff like that too.... don't even know why either.

are you related to my wife?

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: leftyman
who says she didnt get some last night?

Sounds like she wanted more.

- M4H

I know her well. she wanted conversation.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: Chunkee
well...look forward to the day when...you just do not even bother to speak

like me..

wife: hi sweetie

me: yes?

wife: um blah blah blah blah...i saw this neat little outfit for Maggie...blah blah blah...it was blah blah blah..

me: sounds great, talk to you later...i have to go...click

mine calls back.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Life was fun with the ex-gf

her: Hi
me: Hi
(dead air)
her: say something, dammit!
me: err, you called me.
her: blah blah blah, yada yada yada...you just don't care....DIAF
me: it is three thirty...in the morning, bye.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Nightfall

Originally posted by: leftyman
her: you fell asleep early last night.

me: no I didn't

her: yes you did.

me: no, it was 11:30pm, just how late do I need to stay up?

her: no, it was 11:15.

me: hangs up phone.

her: (dials boyfriend) Can you come over?

Fixed again

yup... that's what'll happen if you don't learn to say sorry for stuff she accuses you of doing.

 

[Descartes]

In my case, it's the other way around. I could easily stay up until 2AM and wake up at 7AM everyday, but she could sleep 12 hours a night if it were possible. So, in my case, it's "Are you ever going to come to bed?" I usually just stay with her for a while until she falls asleep, then I read for a few hours or something.

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: Pale Rider
My wife and I don't bicker because when she says something silly I don't respond.

I've tried that, but in my case that doesn't work either. If I can tell she's just saying nonsensical things because she's in a bad mood, I usually just try to stop it all by saying something like, "Come on <insert some pet name here>, let's not argue" followed with a smile. It usually works...

 

[Feldenak]

All women are inherently crazy...some just hide it better than others.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Nightfall

Originally posted by: leftyman
her: you fell asleep early last night.

me: no I didn't

her: yes you did.

me: no, it was 11:30pm, just how late do I need to stay up?

her: no, it was 11:15.

me: hangs up phone.

her: (dials boyfriend) Can you come over?

Tony Danza: Hello? Who's the boss baby!!! Who's the boss???

Fixed again

Fixed again

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Descartes

Originally posted by: Pale Rider
My wife and I don't bicker because when she says something silly I don't respond.

I've tried that, but in my case that doesn't work either. If I can tell she's just saying nonsensical things because she's in a bad mood, I usually just try to stop it all by saying something like, "Come on <insert some pet name here>, let's not argue" followed with a smile. It usually works...

I tried that for awhile...eventually it lost its effectiveness. Now I just look at her like she's got a third arm growing out of her forehead and say in my best Tick voice: "I don't understand your crazy moon language."